n. a puffy, swollen eye resulting from an infection caused by pressing one's eye against someone's rectum.
"Hey, what's up with your eye?"
"Ah, I've got pork eye; got it yesterday when I was trying to see up Petunia's ass."
"Ew."
"Ah, I've got pork eye; got it yesterday when I was trying to see up Petunia's ass."
"Ew."
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Get the Pork Eye mug.When your perception of female attractiveness takes a nosedive after spending too much time at Stuyvesant High School, where the beauty gene is rarer than one of the Stuyvesant alums getting less than a 1500 on the SAT.
Stuyvesant Student: Hey, that girl is pretty cute, I think I might talk to her.
Normal Person: That’s a gorilla jerking off. You definitely got Stuy Eye.
Normal Person: That’s a gorilla jerking off. You definitely got Stuy Eye.
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For example, looking over your shoulder at what you’re doing ok the computer, phone or on homework or a test.
You: *texting or looking up something on your phone*
*someone leans over you shoulder and reads what you doing*
You: Damn, you sure have some snail eyes!
You: *texting or looking up something on your phone*
*someone leans over you shoulder and reads what you doing*
You: Damn, you sure have some snail eyes!
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Get the eye squat mug."The bug-eyed bitch who looks like realtor.” Barr, 66, mutters, “She got them realtor eyes,” and opens her own eyes wide.
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