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Mud Bath

To shit in a bowl of hot water, then use the mixture to take a sponge bath.
Steve: Why do you smell so bad man?
Al: I took a nice hot Mud Bath this morning.
by LordKarnos November 12, 2019
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Punk bath

Slang

1) To bathe using very little and soap ( or using only baby wipes) to keep yourself as clean as possible.

2) to wash one's self in a sink at a coffee house, dinner, library restroom, or similar location using only the supplies at hand, such as hand soap and paper towels.
I was homeless for a week and had to duck into the library bathroom to take a punk bath before my job interview.

I feeling super depressed so i just grabbed some wipes and took a punk bath.
by Anon Oxy January 17, 2020
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Kentucky bath

Washing oneself with a soapy wet washcloth instead of taking a shower or immersing oneself in a bathtub.
We don't have time for showers. Just give the kids a Kentucky bath.
by WritingJoy January 27, 2014
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Bean bath

When a group of three or more Mexican men simultaneously jizz on you.
I've always dreamt of having a bean bath.
by Obladi Oblada December 9, 2014
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Bath & Body Works

The middle school girls who bought their first perfume here grew up and now use this place to linger while the kids are at school. Despite the retail apocalypse this store is kept alive by this demographic and has no signs of closing anytime soon. They have some good products but it's nearly impossible to make your way around the store with all of the moms loitering and taking up space. Store associates are always friendly. They will offer samples or ask if you need help no matter who you are, but with all of the customers gossiping, arguing with other associates, and cackling at old Facebook jokes, they can barely hear you. The store's prices aren't bad and they always have sales, but the constant sales and generous return policy unfortunately attracts a lot of Karens and problematic customers. The brand has tried to expand their men's line and other products that compliment body care. This includes small home decor, accessories, and sleepwear. The sleepwear line got pulled from the shelves almost instantly due to suburban moms raising havoc on the internet. The reason? They didn't include a plus size line, therefore they were being discriminatory because their target demographic couldn't fit them.
Bath & Body Works' semi annual sale starts today, I'm heading to the mall after work.
Are you sure? All of the soccer moms are probably lining up outside the mall entrance as we speak. You should probably skip work and just go now.

I really want that snowman candle holder. But do I need it? I'm trying to be good.
Get it! You can always return it if you change your mind in a year. If you don't get it now, some unemployed stay at home mom will list it on Poshmark or Mercari for $200. She has to pay her bills somehow.
by Biz bestie June 22, 2025
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Bounce bath

Using a fabric softener sheet to hide your stench when you don't have time for a shower.
Lindsay does so many Walks of Shame that she must be queen of the Bounce Bath.
by ReillyJ525 June 10, 2010
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Whore's bath

A quick clean, often involving your most sensitive of jewels. Most commonly practiced when ordered by your sergeant, after a long day of field navigation.
For next weekend, bring baby wipes so you can give yourselves a Whore's Bath... Too easy.
by Gbenay August 8, 2022
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