Housewife Porn

A typical harlequin romance novel...the type with a picture of a beefy looking guy wearing an unbuttoned and/or ripped shirt on the cover.

"You're reading Blaze? That's housewife porn!"

by Shazaaaam December 25, 2008

Yolo House

A sub genre of House Music which has been perpetuated by teenage club goers who have no concept of actual music. A typical Yolo House song will have a driving 4/4 beat which also serves as the bass-line due the subby nature of the kick drum. The beat is accompanied by cheesy supersaws playing simplistic and repetitive melodies. Some Yolo House songs will also feature a high pitched percussive sound which plays nursery rhyme-esque melodies; a sort of reflection on the mental age of Yolo House listeners.

The once great band Pendulum succumbed to mediocrity with the release of "LRAD" under their "Knife Party" moniker. LRAD is an archetype for the Yolo House sound. Another fantastic example would be the overplayed "Animals" by budding Yolo House producer Martin Garrix.

by tiesto69 December 14, 2013

devils hour

3:00 am is the time for spirits and demons to come out and haunt you

its the devils hour the devils gonna kill us call 666-666-6666 for help or 420

by torijade February 18, 2018

1,039/Smoothed Out Slappy Hours

This is Green Day's first compilation album, consisting of all the songs off their first album '39/Smooth' (tracks 1-10), tracks 11-14 off the EP 'Slappy', tracks 15-18 off the EP '1,000 Hours' and track 19 from the collaboration album 'The Big One'.

It was released as a CD in 2003, but all of the songs were released in 1991.
Members of Green Day at this stage were Billie Joe Armstrong (vocals, guitar), Mike Dirnt (bass, backing vocals) and John Kiffmeyer aka Al Sobrante (drums).

The album design and art was done by Jesse Michaels, member of Operation Ivy. Green Day cover Op. Ivy's song 'Knowledge' in the album.

The CD features enhanced content including photos, fliers, original posters, video footage
One of the coolest Green Day collectables that isn't over $20.

Me: Dude, I can't think of the coolest Green Day CD ever that features extra-special features from when I wasn't even born!
Green Day fan: You weren't born then?! Man you missed out on heaps of awesome shit. But it's 1,039/Smoothed Out Slappy Hours which you shouldn't forget.
Me: ... was that a hardcore Green Day fan not mistaking me for a tween who only likes American Idiot because they saw the film clips on MTV? Cool!

by silicagel13 July 19, 2010

White House

An establishment where people frequently deal and/or use cocaine. This description in no way signifies the exterior color of the building. Additionally, a "white house" does not have to be a house.

I'll meet you down at the white house so we can get fucked up!!

by R. Ross May 3, 2008

house of ill repute

Euphemism for a whorehouse, bordello, brothel, also house of ill fame. See cathouse.

A "professor" sells snake oil at a carnival, or plays piano in a house of ill repute.

by octopod November 5, 2003

open house

1. party: a party that whoever wants to come is allowed to. an optimistic idea, but not always a smart one.

2. ready hospitality: a situation or occasion when visitors are welcome at any time

3. school visiting day: a day on which an institution such as a school or college is open to the public for visitors to view aspects of its work and activities

4. viewing period before sale: a period of time during which a house or an apartment that is for sale is open to the public for viewing

5. house open to viewing: a house or apartment that is open to be viewed by the public before sale

"dude, mike's having an open house tonight" "oh man, so many people are gonna go"

by ian November 27, 2005