hooker red

A lipstick, nail polish or slutty dress a shade of red that only a common street whore would be caught wearing. A red so good your balls will never go blue.

Did you see that hooker red lipstick she had on? What a skank.

by MICKREBA November 10, 2013

Heroin Hook

When a guy's dick has a big curve to the left when its hard. Supposedly it hits a spot inside a chick that she digs.

How do you score all these chicks? They know i have the Heroin Hook and they can't get enough of it!

by originalted December 30, 2006

boat hooker

A female who bums free rides and beer, by means of whorish antics which include showing titties, on wakeboarding boats leased by men in their mid-20's who are inflated with steroid-enhanced muscles and wear their flat-brimmed hats backwards and have sweet barbed wire tattoos on their biceps.

Damn, that poor guy went broke buying his boat just to pick up those slutbag boat hookers on the weekends.

by Robots January 1, 2008

hoodzy

One with the ability to be completely immortal in online games, eats bullets for all three meals of the day.

Oh fuck it's hoodzy lets all rage quit.

by tomalla March 4, 2010

Hook up

The thing you do or want to do with that cute friend your sister has over allot that's a year younger than you, or maybe it's the freshman that sits across from you on the bus and you feel her eyes on your ass or maybe she's your bosses new secretary...you know who I'm talking about... the tan one with the nice ass that sits there and plays with her hair in a seductive manner and looks at you 1/2 second longer than anyone else, quiet, mysterious, and seductive probably thinking of some dirty things. When no ones around you draw blanks on what to say and you play the "let's not get caught looking at each other" game. You both want to have ridiculously rough sex in a very kinky way but don't for some obvious reasons.

Dean: who do you like Tim?
Tim: idk but there's this girl in my study hall that I want to Hook up with. I can feel her seductive eyes on me.
Dean: your weird sometimes man....
Tim: nah she wants my cock brah

by CTU_FieldAgent200 November 2, 2010

pirate hooker

a pirate hooker is a girl that moves from ass to ass, therefore making her a hooker. shes just looking for fresh booty

Stacy Vann is such a Pirate Hooker!

by Andrew May 13, 2005

rusty fish hook

when your having sex doggie style and you stick your finger in her ass and reach around n grab her by the cheek and pull

oh baby oh baby mmmm yes n the ass thats right, "god shut the fuck up" what r u doing?? "open up" thats right bitch eat shit n shut up take that rusty fish hook

by gunn420469 June 17, 2010