Honey Badger Don't Care

The fun response to "that" person in your life that asks, "Where would you like to eat?" and then doesn't like any of your suggestions.

As a text response: H.B.D.C.

Girlfriend: Where would you like to eat?

Me: Wingstop!

Girlfriend: (after umpteenth suggestion) Those places don't sound good. Lets go to that new place that makes you sit on the floor and eat vegetarian Fondoo.

Me: Honey Badger Don't Care! It just eats it.

by Louis Raritan October 9, 2011

hockey

the best sport in the whole world. anyone who doesn't like it is on crack.
hott guys play hockey.
Jr A hockey rocks

fred-"hey u goin to the game tonite?" (obviously means hockey game cause wut else would he be going to?)
bob-"hellz yea man everyones goin, hockey is the best sport in the universe"

by Jade May 13, 2005

honeydew

The female breast, particular a large and well-formed titty; so-called due its resemblance to a honeydew melon.

Check out the honeydews! That bitch must be sportin' a brace o' 44s!

by Tummy AuGratin April 10, 2006

Honey Nut Cheerio

When a man hooks up with another man's female and ejaculates on her and then tells her to leave.

I had Bob's wife come over last night for some Honey Nut Cheerios.

by Shulkie January 10, 2013

honey badgertards

A person or group of people, typically women, who find the honey badger YouTube video much funnier than it actually is. They are stupidly obsessed with using the term honey badger or quotes from the video in everyday conversations. They will even make group t-shirts with honey badgers printed on them.

Situation 1:
Person 1: "Oh my god have you seen the honey badger video? It is sooo hilarious."

Person 2: "I know we should get t-shirts made for our group and call ourselves the honey badgers. I doubt anyone has ever done that."

Person 1: "Yeah we will be original and badass!"

Situation 2:
Person 1: "I'm so upset that my boyfriend broke up with me."

Person 2: "You should just be like the honey badger, honey badger don't give a shit."

Person 3: "Shut the fuck up!, that video is not funny and that quote is stupid, your both a couple of honey badgertards."

by cmoney55 December 4, 2011

Heavyweight Honey

A large woman percieved as an object of sexual pleasure.

Vladimir's girl is a heavyweight honey.

by Vladimir M October 27, 2007

honey badger

noun person or animal that doesn't give a fuck

the honey badger's crazy. hes swatting the snake. You are like a honey badger you dont give a fuck.

by honey badgerette February 27, 2013