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Herbert

the name of the baby that you do not want to keep; a product of drunken sex at a dirty fraternity house.
"If I dance harder will Herbert die?"

"I don't a need a Herbert, it would just fuck up my life."

"Damn girl, did you get another Herbert last night?"
by thedouchies May 18, 2009
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herbert

the act of inserting nuts (testicles will not work) into the anal or in some instances the vaginal cavity to be retrieved by a small rodent.
Rich: i thought the hampster used to be grey?
Rob: he was until i used him for a herbert
by luckiepee-air January 14, 2011
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here I come

Universal term for a drug dealer letting there client (feen or junky) know that they are on there way to meet them to sell them there fix (heroin, crack).
"Hey I'm here at Dowling and Penn I need a 40"

"Ok, here I come".
by Ceaser King September 21, 2018
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Right here

Right here is a phrase used along with the "ok" symbol you can create with your hand. Normally, people will use "right here"when something is just right, and overall good.

Keep in note that this phrase should only be used in good situations. Something that was amazing and over encumbered you with joy should not be defined using "right here"
That pizza was "right here"

Man that party last night was "right here"

That chicks ass is "right here"

-I just bought this shirt from the store?
-How does it feel?
-"Right here"
by Soulmancam July 23, 2013
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come here ow

Starts with "Come here" and ends with "Ow"
"What starts with come here and ends with ow?"
"What?"
"Come here"
*punch*
"Owww!"
by Mister Ignorant March 29, 2004
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get the fuck out of here

To die, to pass away, for life in this world to come to an end.
I don't trust doctors and hospitals, so if I can't get well on my own it's time for me to GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!
by JLA36 December 25, 2007
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aww (food product here)

when a bad or funny thing happens you or some one elses yells out awww..
the man fell and they all yelled awwww chilli-sause
by John F. Bono January 28, 2007
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