hairy mango

Delicious to lick, dribbles down your chin. Hairs get stuck in your teeth, but its worth it.

She asked me to see to her hairy mango.
Can I stuff your hairy mango?

by S Webster Esquire October 24, 2013

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Hairy Taint

Something you should totally Google.

Hey, you should go Google hairy taint.

by Nameuser44 February 27, 2020

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Hairy Man Bum Pie

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He likes Hairy Man Bum Pie

by Anonymous July 18, 2003

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hairy teacup

(n.)an unshaved cat, pussy, vertical horizon, etc. 100% natural goodness, lipsmacking goodness. Oh Yeah.

Man, would I love to take a sip from her hairy teacup.

by Celticvamp June 24, 2005

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The mystical spirit of facial hair, who often wakes up prejudiced towards a type or types of facial hair or lack there of and causes physical, emotional, or mental harm to those he wakes up prejudiced to.

"Dude, I wasn't gunna shower this morning before class, but the Hairy Bear Fairy woke up prejudiced towards lumberjack beards, and mine was unruly and unsightly. So in order to more thoroughly impress the ladies, I showered and tended to my lumberjack beard to appease the Hairy Bear Fairy. You wanna be on his good side man..."

by Fonzi Winkler April 23, 2008

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