Going Greek

Much like the common term "Going Dutch", Going Greek differs in that the person who has arranged the date pays nothing. Rather than splitting the cost of the meal, the invitee pays for the entire check.

After having done so, the person who pays nothing will still expect the date to progress to an intimate coupling without any concern for the feelings of the invitee.

A Good Example is the The Greece-Europe Bailout of 2010

Also:

"Hey, Do you mind covering this?"

"What? I thought we were going Dutch!"

"Yeah, uh... I'm kinda broke right now..."

"You have got to be kidding!"

"Well... uh... I'm sorry, really... but... afterward we could still go back to my place...."

"I would never agree to going Greek with you!"

by Spiffy McFly May 12, 2010

Greg

a totally sexy guy who loves girls named kayla. he is also totally smexy.

greg is so zipkicker and he loves a girl named kayla

by oh my moses! December 9, 2008

Greek

To vomit as if you were a member of a fraternity/sorority, to vomit immensely.

"Man i feel like imma greek all over the place"
"Damn, after the beer pong tourney i greeked like crazy"
"HOLY SHIT, Nick is greeking all over the place"

by Rose Marie August 6, 2006

Greek Wine

Diarrhea delivered to a mouth.

Greek wine makes the trombone rustier.

by BonusCup99 December 6, 2006

Greek Massage

Massage is the practice of soft tissue manipulation with physical, functional, and in some cases psychological purposes and goals. But a Greek massage specifically implies spitting on the persons back as the main source of stimuli.

Patron: "Sir, may I please have one Greek Massage?"

Masseur: "Surely, how much spit?"

Patron: "moderate to heavy!"

by PineappleUndertheSea March 10, 2009

Greg

Greg is short for smoke. The term came from Basketball player Greg Ostertag. "yosi" is the filipino term for cigarette. Yosi sounds like Ostertag, but we use the first name cuz it's shorter.

Hey Mark, wanna go for a Greg later?

by MarkthePoet January 13, 2008

greek pop

A term used to describe an alcoholic beverage present in a college (mostly involving a fraternity or sorority) setting.

Joe, please put your greek pop down and go deal with the police officer at the door.

by dertyrob August 15, 2006