get dicked for

Often used in the military, to "get dicked for something" is slang for being picked for something that you really don't want to do (usually an order). Goes hand in hand with the phrase shit rolls down hill.

Captain America: Sergeant those toilets are filthy and not fit for use by any human being, sort it out!

Sergeant Shitforbrains: Yes Sir! Er, you there, go clean the shit out of the toilets!

Trooper Titwank: Yes Sergeant!

Corporal Cunty: Unlucky Titwank, you just got dicked!

Trooper Titwank: Yes I did get dicked for that, but I'll be finished in half an hour, and you'll still be a cunt.

by DCC John Stalker February 6, 2012

get thirsty

drinking a large amount of alcoholic beverages

wanna go get thirsty with me tonight?

by whoopwhoop123456 January 6, 2012

get kekt

A combination of kek and get rekt, often used ironically.

Person 1: I don't think Donald Trump is a good president
Person 2: LOL GET KEKT COMMIE LIBTARD

by vejtics May 25, 2019

Get comfortable

The thing you do while waiting for GLaDOS to warm up the neurotoxin emmiters.

A morality core was implanted in GLaDOS’s mainframe when she flooded the enrichment center with a deadly neurotoxin to make her stop flooding the enrichment center with a deadly neurotoxin, when you remove the morality core, you should
get comfortable while she warms up the neurotoxin emitters.

by Reichschancellor William May 1, 2021

getting cabbaged

being tormented in your own home by a cabbage or similarly smelly object left in a hidden place by a visitor ALSO having your residence overpowered by the stench of your neighbors' cooking of malodorous foods

Friend: "Should we go back to your place to play cards?"
Victim: "Nah. I was getting cabbaged there this morning, so let's just go to the bar."

by uncleburton January 24, 2012

Get Geeked

The act of receiving head so good you become completely overjoyed.

“Hey bro i don’t know, I’m just tryna get geeked”

by GeekMan27 April 13, 2020

get frozen

The process of seeking relief or transient high from a popular brand of prescription only migraine medicine.

Not to be mistaken with I’m frozn . . . a sad realization of both homosexuality and nerdom.

My head is killing me, and my girlfriends a whore . . . hey matt you got any D left, I want to get frozen.

by Keith Brings May 25, 2006