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Tourist Fucker

A man or a woman who takes pride in having sex with people who are only in town for a short period of time AKA tourists.
While visiting Chicago last week, I met a really cool guy at a wedding. Too bad I later found out from my girlfriend that he is just a tourist fucker and he never really liked me.

Tourist; I had a really great time with you while on vacation in Chicago. I hope we can keep in touch after I go home.

Tourist Fucker; I don't think so, have a great flight home.
by Eye of Palpatine October 16, 2008
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Ear Fucker

When someone talks too much and all you really hear is blah blah blah blah – well that person is an “ear fucker”.
Boyfriend/Husband/Whatever: "You know what blah blah blah blah *insert your name here* blah blah blah." Your response: "Don't be such an ear fucker!" shut up!
by The Queen! October 12, 2009
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shower fucked

when your water in the shower goes cold,due to some one else using another tap in your house, which in turn effects your water.
john: i hate it when my mum does the dishes while im having a shower and my water goes cold. friend:dude you were totally shower fucked haha.
by chucknorris vs elton john June 29, 2010
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Hornet Fucker

1. One who deems it wise to fuck a nest of hornets.
2. One who fucks a hornet.
3. One who is, in general, worse that a fucker.
1. "Did you hear about that guy in Sweden who fucked a nest of hornets?"
"Oh, yeah! You mean the hornet fucker."

2. "You're a bitch."
"At least I'm not a hornet fucker!"
by Not a Hornet Fucker June 4, 2013
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This is when someone gets a wet toothbrush (preferably a vibrating toothbrush) and stick it up their nasty ass coochie hole, and act like their being fucked by a daddy
HE FUCKED ME WITH A toothbrush!!!
by Coochie Police June 1, 2018
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fart faced wrinkle fucker

Derogatory name usually used in response under high intoxication
Dood: your bout an asshat
Me: yeah well yer a fart faced wrinkle fucker , give me a beer
by Lord Blame June 12, 2008
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hogtie this fucker!

The crowd’s increasingly loud chant whenever Attorney General William Barr opens his mouth in public.
This lying pig faced fuck deserves to hear, “hogtie this fucker!” wherever he goes.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 12, 2019
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