Forestreal

Beautiful in a natural way

Man, that mountain range was forestreal!

by Istem student December 3, 2018

forest falls

If you live up in Forest Falls, you’re pretty cool and very hardcore. Located in the San Bernardino National Forest, it is truly exciting and unique community. Mostly old retired people live up there, but occasionally you’ll meet younger folks. The people are chill and like it up in their mountain home. They deal with bears and various other assortment of creatures and respect nature and wildlife. So, don’t abuse nature around them! They ALWAYS commute, so don’t even try to complain about how traffic sucks or how long you have to drive. Don’t complain about they weather around them, it makes them feel awkward when you say, “Oh it’s so cold, it’s 40 degrees!” They know what r e a l cold weather is like. Forest Falls residents are very helpful and kind. They work as a team, protecting eachother and looking out for one another. If there’s a fire, your neighbor will have your back. If there’s a flood, a neighbor is ready to help. A bear broke into your home? Your neighbor saw and notified you. If you have a Forest Falls friend, keep them close to hand. They will always be there for you and perhaps even let you hang out with them in the snow watching bears and squirrels. Don’t expect them to be able to keep up watching Netflix or something on the internet, the WiFi is

R E A L L Y slow, since they live smack dab in the middle of a Forest.

“Oh she lives in Forest Falls, that’s so cool! I wish I could stay up there forever!”

“How long does it take for you to drive to work everyday? Oh you’re retired? That’s cool.”

“Did you see the latest show? Oh yeah, that’s right, you live in Forest Falls there is no internet.”

by Ms. Banana Pancake Sandwich January 4, 2019

Foets

Verkleinwoord voor voet fetisjisme.

I like foets

by Bekerfetish February 11, 2019

Foreskasm

An orgasm achieved by stimulation of the foreskin alone.

She licked my foreskin and I had the biggest foreskasm!

by Abradolf Litler February 21, 2019

Foes

Foes are friends that are hoes. Having foes as friends is exciting but they don’t last long. Foes can also be your bro girlfriend’s friends. The Foes never fold

Foes: Female Friends who don’t want to be in a relationship and what’s to be hoe for you and your bros

by Trey Savo April 2, 2019

foreskin slingshot

When an uncicumsized guy nuts and holds it back with his foreskin to then shoot it away in a slingshot-like manner

Dude, I nailed the foreskin slingshot! I hit her right in the face!

by CrappyShitty May 29, 2019

Foreskin fishook

When you wiggle your uncircumcised penis at your cat and let it hook its claw into your foreskin.

Tammy was pretty pissed all day at work because last night Jeremy decided he’d rather have a nice ol’ foreskin fishook instead of fucking her wretched arse and ended up th the ER

by Puss Side On September 15, 2019