Fart Breeze

The strong winds created when taking a gigantic vile ass fume. Usually these winds will be toxic and will be felt by nearby people.

Man 1: Is this strong wind coming from the south?
Man 2: Nah it’s my Fart Breeze

by Thefume1010 April 21, 2019

Stop farting

Jus stop farting! Go take a shit or something or go fart somewhere else I don’t wanna smell ur shit!

Dude, stop farting!

by hamburger2020 May 2, 2021

Drop Fart

A fart that stays were you left it. Usually very gasseous.

Drop farts are good, because they don't follow you like a normal fart does. Easy to walk away from them.

by Leatherneck65 October 9, 2012

Brisket Fart

Loud, beefy flatulence. May have a slight sound of wet.

I just dropped a brisket fart in the cafeteria line. Check em out down wind.

by Eaton Holgoode October 23, 2018

fart kite

When a little shithead of a kid is so small he could be blown away by a stiff fart.

That kid Holden is such a fart kite, I can't stand him.

by CmdrCodyCC2224 September 4, 2016

Saddam Fart

A fart used as an intentional assault on another individual's or group of individual's sense of smell. These farts can be used as a primary assault or a deterrent.

For example, when one individual wants to prevent another from approaching or remaining in proximity, one can use this noxious assault as a deterrent.

Additionally, rebuttal Sadam Farts can be used in the event that someone else has created a smell that is otherwise undesireable.

Al: I was at this coffee shop and this girl next to me put on this lotion that smelled horrible, so I let out a rebuttal Saddam Fart.
Fred: That's like biological warfare.
Justin: They were looking for WMDs in all the wrong places. They were really fi tizuk ("in your rectum" in Arabic).

by DocOnDuty June 29, 2010

fart wizard

One who is an expert in controlling a relentless fart, possibly flax based, from becoming a shart or defecation in undergarment.

Todd: Wow that fart sounded disgusting! Did you poop your pants?

Tim: Nah man, I'm a fart wizard. I don't poop in my pants.
I just fart, and I'm a wizard.

by Thathandsomeguy July 14, 2011