failcasm

a failed attempt at sarcasm

Speaker one: btw that was sarcasm
Speaker two: it's not sarcasm if you have to tell someone then it's failcasm
Speaker two: pwned

by M!d3v1 ^ n!757!k3 February 15, 2010

Fail Band

Any band that tends to fail at multiple factors of being a band, i.e; music, promotion, name. A sad excuse for a band.

Burning Cold is the most epic fail band ever!

by lionheart23 February 8, 2010

fail token

A fail token is any object tossed towards another person when they have decidedly failed at some task.

Reab: I just threw my cat in a blender
Linkzell: <toss>
Reab receives "fail token".

by Reab April 18, 2010

Fail Kid

A kid who thinks he is funny by saying things but really isn't. This type of person generally fails at life, has no friends and sits at their computer all day long. These people are different from trolls in the sense that they fail at trolling too and have no actual value to contribute to society or life.

A fail kid is someone who stalks you on facebook, posts random fail comments and thinks hes cool and good at everything they do.

by Mr.Thorn January 4, 2011

Fail

The act of being Slev Nard also known as Joe Bonardi or Fail Nard. Your sister is typically found on the ceiling and you often take shots of Captain Morgan that have been spiked with Viagra.

"Wow Slev Nard stop being such a fail and get your sister off of my ceiling"

by Pedigree Master September 26, 2011

Failbang

To bring a female back to have sex but failing to have any sexual encounter.

Friend: Hey man so what happened?

You: It's not about failbanging that hot chick from work.

Friend: Haha damn!

by DC_1 November 29, 2012

fail-roleplayer

The type of role layer who uses phrases such as *kicks*, *doges*, *punches*, and *kills*. Most commonly going by names like "Jake", "Jack", "Josh", and "DeathKillr". Often include things about their dating life in their roleplay name, like "single", "hot", or "needs gf". Often abbreviated with the term "FRPer".

Wow, that guy is such a fail-roleplayer. He said *kills* and then ran away.

by Jake/single/hot January 27, 2021