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a Fabian

There actually are different meanings of "being a Fabian".
Either, they act idiotic and reckless at other people's expense without knowing they're annoying.
Or they act like dummies and do something silly. People usually don't get when they are a Fabian - but in fact, everyone else does.

In either way, if you called "a Fabian", you should think about your actions and what effect they do have to other people.
(1)
Person 1: *"accidentally" nudges someone, laughs*
Person 2 (a friend): "Dude, you're such a Fabian..."

(2)
Person 1: *walking down a street; talkes to Person 2*
*crashes into a road sign* "Ouch.."
Person 2: *shakes head* "Wow, you're such a Fabian !"
by ItsjustRia November 16, 2018
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Confederate Facial

A Confederate Facial is when one of two events occur.

1. When you nut in a girl's eye and spit tobacco juice in the other.

2. When you finish off, punch a girl in the face to where she starts seeing stars and put your arms over her face in an X position.
The South can only rise again if you give her the ol' Confederate Facial!
by DriftinLuke February 4, 2019
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When someone bondage tapes your entire head so you can’t see or hear and then ties you up and beats you while you cry behind the plastic tape and basically give yourself a hot steamy saltwater facial.
Last night at the dungeon the hottest Top on the planet tied me up and gave me an Ursula Facial. It was so cathartic.
by krispycublet May 13, 2019
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Winged Facial

A vulgar phrase, meant to simultaneously describe the act, displeasure, ridiculousness, and frustration of being attacked and/or bombarded by a swarm of any flying, winged creature(s), to the point of having said creature(s), their body parts, or any debris being carried by them ending up in the eyes and/or facial orifices resulting in disorientation or mild discomfort.

Meant to use some of the parallels related to acts of sexual climax onto one's face to "colourfully" convey a message of feeling "pursued" by forces that have no interest in such acts. Usually meant to convey, frustration or a alternate sense of humour about the situation.
These mosquitos are relentless! They're getting in my eyes, mouth, nose, ears, and hair.

It's like I'm getting a winged facial!
by Demented Definitions May 21, 2019
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mada fada fing ding

A roast used by middle school boys in the Midwest when someone is being dumb
Me:*puts up peace sign*
Guy bestie: with yo mada fada fing ding self
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Disabled Facial

Whenever you receive a facial from a handicapped individual
“Woah, did you hear about Jensen?”

“Yeah, I heard that Timmy gave her a Disabled Facial. That’s so sick. I didn’t even know it worked
by JoeKempIII July 25, 2019
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Arabian Facial

Not a sex move. Army slang for shooting someone in the head. Do not repeat when near someone of Arabic origin as origins are racist and terrorism related.
Alpha took fire on entry, breach team gave insurgent an Arabian Facial.
by DarkHumorArmy November 26, 2019
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