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Stuy Eye

When your perception of female attractiveness takes a nosedive after spending too much time at Stuyvesant High School, where the beauty gene is rarer than one of the Stuyvesant alums getting less than a 1500 on the SAT.
Stuyvesant Student: Hey, that girl is pretty cute, I think I might talk to her.

Normal Person: That’s a gorilla jerking off. You definitely got Stuy Eye.
by cockgobblertesticlesuckler September 23, 2023
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Bofus Eyes

When the eyes of a person are crossed or are both looking in different directions.
That girl was staring at me and she was staring at you. She had some bofus eyes because she was staring at bofus.
by PossessedByBertrum July 11, 2010
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eye squat

a term used for someone who is squinting but needs to blink.
jackie chan pulled an eye squat in the movie: Viy 2 : the journey to china
by spongebobstesticals October 31, 2020
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The Eye of Zing

That awkwardly vigilant stare given by clerks, or privately owned liquor store owners, as one passes through the store in search of soft drinks or munchies. Generally adapted to the senile asian community.
Kim: what's wrong Andrew?
Andrew: nothing, just feel awkward.
Kim: why?
Andrew: did you not see that old asian lady giving me "The Eye Of Zing"? it was soo awkward
by A.Legend January 2, 2012
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Menu Eyes

A moment of incognisance while attempting to digest material.

For instance, when you've read an entire page of a book and you cant recall a single word.

Deriving from the overwhelming moment in a restaurant when you are trying to read the menu but really you are just looking at it and thinking about how irritating the person next to you is chewing.
Waiter: Are you ready to order?
Me: Um no. Sorry, I had menu eyes.
by BranFlakes OG July 19, 2019
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The Silver Eyes

The Silver Eyes is the first Five Nights at Freddy's book to be made and released, it was released in 2015. It is a book that was made by Scott Cawthon, from the creator of the bestselling horror video game series, and Kira Breed-Wrisley, a talented writer, who has been writing ever since she could hold a pen.
"Ten years after the horrific murders at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza that ripped their town apart, Charlie, whose father owned the restaurant, and her childhood friends reunite on the anniversary of the tragedy and find themselves at the old pizza place, which had been locked up and abandoned for years. After they discover a way inside, they realize that things are not as they used to be. The four adult-sized animatronic mascots that once entertained patrons have changed. They now have a dark secret. . . and a murderous agenda."
There is also a graphic novel based off of it, The Silver Eyes: The Graphic Novel.
Person 1: dude, have you read The Silver Eyes?
Person 2: never knew you were a Five Nights at Freddy's fan. No, I haven't. How is it?
Person 1: it's awesome! It wasn't that scary to me, except for that one part when-
Person 2: dude, I don't need spoilers. I'm interested. Can you pass the book to me?
Person 1: sure man, I'd like to re-read it, though! Be sure to give it back.
Person 2: thanks, man!
by XsnowoX February 10, 2021
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eye guzzling

to watch a streaming TV series, either several episodes or a complete season, usually in one sitting
He missed Breaking Bad when it was first on, and now he likes it so much that he's eye guzzling all of season 1
by livingatsealevel March 10, 2016
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