Earth Chan

Complete Autistic Weeb Version of Planet Earth for weeaboos to jerk off and worship to. No surprise that she has a Rule 34. This is why 2 nukes weren't enough.

Neckbeard Weeaboo: UGUUUU SUGOI PLEASE PROTECT EARTH CHAN BY PROTECTING DA ENVIRONMENT AND NOT POLLUTING~!~!~~!~~~
Normal Person: Fuck off, sir. Shave that fuckin' neckbeard off, you're disgusting.

by Bob The Builder Supreme March 17, 2018

Earth Keef

Noun; (Err-th key-f) the fine dust particles that sneak through your window screen and sprinkle your home with the smells of Arizona.

“What’s that?” ‘Oh, that’s just some earth keef , don’t worry bout it’

by BlandersoonCooper May 16, 2018

Earth

A floating space rock infested with creatures good and bad, inhabited by things called humans who have a habit of making a mess of everything.

Space Creature 1: would you rather: enter a blackhole and die? Or live on earth for 5 years?
Space Creature 2: Bit of a silly question there, blackhole obviously

by Phoeboop July 16, 2018

Earth-wide

Synonym of global.

The internet is earth-wide.

by Dan Evans July 17, 2018

Earth Nuggets

Balls of ice or snow that fall from the sky. Also know as hail.

Holy shit! Look at the earth nuggets pelting the office windows!

by Vhghfdg August 10, 2018

Earthed

When you are sat down or led on the floor

Jess: This pill is so intense right now
Katie: Yeh I need to be earthed

by words of litter tray October 4, 2018

Earth

Earth- A Slang Term For Marijuana Usually Used In Chicago

Yo My Dealer Just Sold Me 3 Grams Of Earth For The Low

by Chicago goon October 10, 2018