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Dutch Comedy

1) A comedic film, of Dutch origin.

2) A Porn movie. safely named 'Dutch Comedy' because the Dutch are not noted for their humor, or indeed, their film industry. when they do make a film, it's probably dark and depressing, but they do make great porn movies!
Dave: 'Are you doing anything tonight?'

Wayne: 'Yep! My girlfriend's away, so I've got a new Dutch Comedy from America and a box of tissues. I'm going to self abuse until I cum blood.'

Dave: 'Oh!'
by Just247 April 13, 2010
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ditch eater

licking, the ring of the anus, or the whole ass crack. While your partner is prairie dogging. The ditch eater also inhales the odd fart from said prairie dogger. While enjoying a harty amount of "ditch".
That girls so hot....she'd make me a ditch eater
by Drow696 June 13, 2010
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Dutch Wednesday

When a female is pleasuring a man orally so to make him believe that he can ejaculate in and around her mouth, but just as he begins to come - she directs his penis with her hands towards his own face and says "HAHAHHA its Dutch Wednesdays bIIIATCH" as he proceeds to jizzz all over himself.
yoo girls i totally pulled a Dutch Wednesday on Carl last night
by wowgal44 November 8, 2010
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Dutch Marines Knapsack

A bag with one strap worn by metrosexual or homosexual males. Looking suspiciously like a manbag, but usually with a utilitarian design lacking the flair or self confidence of a genuine man bag. Consequently it is hard to determine if wearers of such an item are either metrosexual or homosexual and are more likely to be bicurious.
Brian: Geez Dave, whats with the man bag?

Dave: Its not a man bag, its a Dutch Marines Knapsack.
by zolasbackheel July 28, 2013
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Ditch

If you are ditched, your girlfriend or boyfriend abandons you or less leaves you. It means they probably aren't interested anymore, or they are seeing someone else.
by PrettierThanYourGF April 13, 2016
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Dutch Braid

Poo...in your hair.
I gave Missy a Dutch Braid. She was picking poo out of her hair for days.
by Modred August 13, 2017
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Datcha

Datcha is a beautiful baby girl who loves her bestfriend a lot!! Datcha also loves her sum light skins ...Datcha can be a very difficult person but people understand her.. Datcha has the most beautiful smile in the world and it makes everybody melt.
Datchas smile is sooo beautiful!omg
by Datcha November 11, 2018
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