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Douchebagdad

the origin from which douchebags came from.
this kid is the biggest douchebag i have ever met, he should go back to Douchebagdad!!
by SJ23 January 19, 2011
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douchebaggage

intangible things, feelings, or circumstances that cause one to behave in a douchey manner
When you come in here you need to check your douchebaggage at the door.
by xfit kid September 25, 2010
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douchebag

Someone with an over inflated sense of self worth combined with low lever of intelligence
see Jersey Shore for further explanation
That guy is a Douchebag by the way he dresses and acts
by 123215fas August 28, 2012
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Douchébag

Being past the levels of jerk and asshole but below fucker and mother fucker.
Brhi:Chloe, Conor's a complete Douchébag. He's a know-it-all just forget him.
Chloe:Yeah.
by Jayy~Sky November 1, 2012
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Douchebag

Someone who throws others under the bus. Takes advantage of children. A snake unworthy of walking this earth.
I think I'll be a douchebag today and pretend my kid is mentally retarded.

Don't mind the crimes I am committing; I'm just a douchebag.
by Anon911 October 12, 2014
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douchebag

A person who is incredibly insecure and overcompensates with an obnoxious attitude. They think everyone likes them, but they're really the scum of humanity
A: "Zack randomly tried to make out with my girlfriend the other day!"
B: "God, he's such a douchebag"
by Zach192105 June 15, 2015
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office douchebag

That guy seen in almost every movie which includes some form of corporate company; that one well-dressed and successful office douchebag who is on top of the food chain.

Some you may have seen:
- Bill Lumbergh (Gary Cole), "Office Space"
- Luis Litt (Rick Hoffman), "Suits"
- Howard Hamlin (Patrick Fabian), "Better Call Saul"
- Therman (Zach Galifianakis), "Dinner for Schmucks"
- Donnie Azoff (Jonah Hill), "The Wolf of Wall Street"
Jim - "Hey, Sean. I was passing by the water machine yesterday and did you see Carl's attitude towards Bryce Man, he is such an office douchebag. And the way he parades around like an alpha male and smiles."
Sean - "Yeah, man. He even smells like one too."
Jim - "What would an office douchebag smell like?"
Sean - "Like spicy musk, something like that."
Jim - "Ah, I get you."
by AJollyGoodJester May 14, 2016
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