donkey dicked mother fucker

One who is characterized by their flaccid, less than stallion sized unit

Jr. couldn't pick up a hooker in Vegas, that donkey dicked mother fucker!

by Jasonjackadams July 1, 2006

donkey butter

One of many types of male spooge

Man, I love the taste of your donkey butter

by adam kirwin July 1, 2006

Donkey punch

first, to the one that said no one actualy donkey punches, that is not tru. when i was in colege, a guy i hooked up with donkey punched me and i had to go to the hospital. i got brain damage. thatnk you, for that. anyway, a donkey punch is when a guy punches the girl in the back of the head and its sposed to make you have an orgasam. it doesnt work, and i cant telll you enogh not to do it.

uh im gonna be an asshole and donkey punch julie. yeah thats real fucking smart.

by jennaG January 12, 2008

Donkey Clap

It is when you eat out a fat chick, and as she is climaxing the flab from her back, stomach, and sides flaps onto your head making a clapping sound. Thus you have a donkey clap.

So, I was eating out Stephanie yesterday, when she donkey clapped me. I don't think she noticed. I would do it again.

by Jumpin'Jehovah April 1, 2008

Golden Donkey

When a man urinates in a woman's mouth, shits in a woman's mouth, and cums in a woman's mouth, and then turns around and kicks her with his two legs like a donkey to make her spit it up.

Man I gave her a golden donkey that was so good she asked for another

by TDY231 January 13, 2009

Donkey Kick

The act of overdosing on painkillers and then getting your balls pounded in by another women's high-heels until a ball breaks or the testicular sack rips open. Also known as Snap, Crackle, Pop.

I headed to the hospital after my share of the Donkey Kick.

by SnapCracklePoop December 13, 2010

Creek donkey

is a male ruff neck/redneck, who is a low class liar. Worse than your average redneck, because his word has no value. Most likely will be pretending to be living a life thats not his own.

Friend-Girl he is such a liar...

2nd Friend-Oh girl dont worry bout him, he's nothing but your average creek donkey anyway!

by ricesoup June 2, 2009