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douche bumps

The bumps you get from seeing a hair-raising douchebag. Usually brought on by the "douche chills."
Brrr. CDC, that dude gives me the douche bumps.
by Unflappable May 17, 2006
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douche bag

1. someone who believes that architecture students should not concentrate on studio, but rather spaghetti diagrams and duct sizes.
2. someone who writes a song entitled "caffeine", sung to the tune of eric clapton's "cocaine."
3. someone who teaches environmental systems 2 at the university of houston college of architecture.
4. someone whose internet porn is the in form of WebCT.
5. "your eyes bulge. your eyes bulge. your eyes bulge... caffeine."
6. someone who fantasizes about having intercourse in the daylight simulation lab.
7. "drip it, steam it, pump it...cube it, cream it, lump it...caffeine."
8. someone who is obsessed with color-coded graphs that track student progress and understanding in his blatantly confusing and poorly directed class.
9. someone who disrupts the class more by bitching about it than the student who walks in 1.5 minutes late and is ergo held in his "late student holding pen" in the back (with zero visibility to the actual class "instruction")
10. someone who can go fuck their own point system and shove it up their ass.
students at the university of houston college of architecture all strongly believe that leonard bachman is a douche bag.
by fuck you bachman April 10, 2008
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douche rocket

someone who exceeds the rating of douche bag by such a phenomenal level that they must have been launched into douchebaggedness by some form of highly flammable fuel
QJAY was such a douche rocket, he paid home depot to install his mini blinds
by t/c May 5, 2008
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douche'

An accusation or witty point made by a douchebag. A way to recognize the wit and barb of a statement, while simultaneously insulting the speaker. Prounounced doo-shay.
To that I can only say douche' .
by J Bo January 27, 2007
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beer douche

much like a wine snob but a bit more low-brow, the beer douche is an expert on all things beer
"As soon as he started talking about an aftertaste of raspberries mingling with the hops I knew he was a beer douche."
by drjen September 1, 2009
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Douchebag Faggy Pants

The kid who you just want to beat the shit out of. The Annoying Faggot who is just asking to get slapped in the face with a massive cock.
by Nukka Joe Brown March 15, 2007
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daisy douche

A man who wears extremely short shorts that threaten to reveal his family jewels.
Check out that daisy douche running across the street! Men should not be allowed to wear shorts THAT short.
by blobcat October 23, 2008
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