dong cheese

the stuff that comes out of your penis and tastes like goat's cheese

mmmm my dong cheese tastes so nice

by posidon god of the sea October 10, 2013

dong ha

This person is the most amazing person in the world. He is super badass and can do really sick things. He is very sexy and very good looking. He is very sporty and can play a variety of different sports. In the future, he will become one of the most famous people that ever lived.

Dong Ha is an amazing person

by ljungholm December 3, 2017

swamp dong

You are a victim of Swamp Dong when a girl that you are fornicating with squirts (female ejaculation) while you are inside her, saturating your balls.

I spent a long time cleaning up after last night when my girl gave me swamp dong several times.

by djaudiolol August 17, 2009

typo-dong

The act of misspelling words shaved into a man's pubic hair.

Roger got his pubes shaved so that they say "suck hear." He totally launched a typo-dong.

by szechwean November 3, 2009

Tom DeLonge

Former fun guitarist/singer for blink-182, turned passive aggressive douchebag for Angels & Airwaves. Talks through his agent rather than directly to his bandmates.

Gee, if Tom DeLonge doesn't want to be in Blink and focus on AvA, why doesn't he just say so? I mean, it is better to know where he stands, rather than just indefinitely pushing back recording dates.

by aRedElephant February 5, 2015

Long dong kong

A hairy strong man with a big penis.
He is usually strong physically and sexually and quite hairy and macho.
Long Dong Kong

"Aly is such a stud , He is a Long Dong Kong."

"Damn girl look at that hairy muscular he-man with that delicious bulge, both his muscles and penis are strong, what a Long dong kong"

by Long dong kong March 31, 2017

Ding Dong

While performing anal sex, the one being fucked takes a shit. The penis then becomes encased in shit and the male ejaculates, filling the shit with cum. Pull out, finish shitting and enjoy as after sex snack.

Jacob: Sophie and I made a ding dong the other night.

Tim: What the fuck bro?!

by Datboiswheel April 22, 2017