Dildo

Nickname for people named Dylan.

"Dina, this is my friend Dildo Hack"

by dhluvvs January 16, 2013

Dildometer

A tool used to measure the ROP (rate of penetration) a given dildo can achieve during use.

Pronounced "dil-dah-mih-ter"

Mechanics got back with my bout that faulty dildo.. His dildometer indicated it had an extremely low ROP! Time fer a new dilly!

by Multi-zone Completion December 12, 2010

Dildofish

Someone who you don't like, or is annoying; an interjection to yell during a dying conversation to stir it up.

God, your such a fucking dildofish!

person 1: So
person 2: So...
person 3: Um...
person 4: Dildofish!
person 1: you guys wanna go to pita pit?
people 2&3: hell yeah!

by Jpierre March 23, 2009

dildo island

a place for the dildo lovers. great getaway, must bring dildo or you get tortured by ugly woman.

I got my dildo on Dildo Island!

by dildoluver January 2, 2009

dildo

long lavishing slippery slope that pleases young girls of the ages between 13-20
or lonely girls who no man wants to insert his dildo inside the girls va jj

i used my dildo to give a nasty yeast infection

by ares cook April 18, 2017

National dildo trick shot day

October 5th is national dildo trick shot day. On this day you must partake in one dildo trick shot per hour. Followed by 30 minutes of brutal anal rape.

I can’t wait for national dildo trick shot day.

by Anal descimater October 3, 2017

Brick-o-dildo

A dildo with such irregular proportions it may be deceived as a brick. It was once said that the relic itself possesses mystic healing proporties and can cure impotence. When struck by Gimley's axe, the brick-o-dildo will split into equal proportions, revealing a Kinder egg which the beholder may claim as a reward.

Joe Bloggs: Dude, what the fuck is that!
Jay: Oh, it's my brick-o-dildo.
Joe Bloggs: Sweeeeeeeeeet.

by Anonamonamon June 9, 2011