n. an obnoxiously long online discussion whose subject matter may concern a multitude of different topics. used in any context pertaining to online threads, esp. facebook messages. often aggravates the lesser known psychological condition known as macronematophobia.
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"Dude, have you been keeping up with the dinner thread? It's five hundred messages long!"
"Nah, man, my shrink said I can't; I'm macronematophobic."
"Bogus, dude."
you: well its only 8:15pm we still have time to do something while we're downtown?
me: are you crazy! i'm gonna sit this dinner hangover out by doing my favorite activity, Nothing! Now if you'll excuse me i'm gonna slowly morph into the car-seat.
a man who solely lives off of Fried Chicken and hits on the staff of the local Fried Chicken establishment; a Man who is in a relationship where he is not the breadwinner and does nothing to assist the household except to eat the food that is in the home
Brandon is such a Dinner BucketPimp - he can always be found on the arm of the newest cashier at the local KFC.