The Disease

Disease, one that melts the bone or weakens it. Sure to be named in the future. Revoked from the ancient. Does it spread?

The Disease started spreading.

by dujannn December 8, 2022

Westheimer's Disease

Years of trolling down a heavily populated strip in your hometown, drinking some beers along the way, hittin' a few clubs and then realizing you're lost in your own city weekend after weekend for at leat 2 consecutive years...Shortly after, you realize that all those late night drinking and druggin' killed more than just a few brain cells...

Alicia: "Deb, I can't remember the name of that place we went to last New year's Eve...Can you?"

Debra: "Aww, hell nah. I've got major Westheimer's Disease. I can't even remember what I had for breakfast today!"

by lisaland09 February 21, 2009

Spastic Homie Disease

When a homie jumps about with odd movements, habitual ticks, and stares into space or at your breasts all while adjusting his pants. Pretends to be busy jumping about but tends to get nothing done.

Pros:

Can be entertaining to watch.
Easy to poke fun at.
Never needs to diet.

Cons:
Can be annoying.
May have a curved spine.
May be easily over-heated.
Has a hard time eating.
Makes the female do all the work during sex. (If female, which is very rare, she is great in bed.)

Chaquim: Yo bro, what is yo homie on, dude? Man he is like a tick on a dick.

Jesus: Yo man, that's not funny. He ain't on no 'ting bro, he has 'Spastic Homie Disease'!

by Big Dick Mel July 9, 2011

Gungurky's disease

sudden onset of a hearing disorder when a doctor doesn't want to deal with the latest ailment from his wife

Wife: I've been having this ache in my back and I think its related to the pain I was having yesterday

Doctor / Husband: What - I can't hear you.

Wife: I've been having this ache in my back and I think its related to the pain I was having yesterday

Doctor / Husband: Sorry honey, I can't hear you. I have Gungurky's disease.

by SSKa August 5, 2012

CTD: Culturally Transmitted Disease

A culturallly transmitted disease that attacks whole cultures of people. It runs in families and some studies show that it may be caused by a gene unique to humans that can produce good results but also can also cause negative tendencies. The exact chromosome has not yet been found if this is at all the root of the disease.

(Disclaimer: Defined by TheVoiceOfPsyche)

An example of CTD: Culturally Transmitted Disease would be the Long Island Italian strain. A unique disease that causes a majority of Italians to behave in an overtly emotional manner displaying Operatic-like expressivity and using hyperbole. Anxiety is often a sympton of the disease. It originated on Long Island from the descendants of Brooklyn first generation Italians. No one knows the cause, but it is believe to be linked to an ancient Italian gene. Early onset of the disease is also very common among Long Island Italians.

(Disclaimer: Defined by TheVoiceOfPsyche)

by TheVoiceOfPsyche January 23, 2013

Legionnaire's Disease

The disease caused by spending many many hours at your local watering hole, in this case, the American Legion. Onset usually occurs hours to days after drinking has begun. Symptoms include: moderate to extreme embarrassment, dehydration, regret, shame, perhaps a general feeling of "what the hell happened last night?" etc

Are you guys up for a Sunday picnic this afternoon? I'm not sure we'll be able to make it, Joe was out last night and has a severe case of legionnaire's disease today!

by tushtush02 March 12, 2013

Steve Harvey disease

The temporary inability to read. First coined by Samuel L. Jackson on an episode of Watch What Happens Live when Samuel razzed Andy Cohen after he flubbed reading a cue card.

"Drinking game alert: My guests won't know it but anytime anyone says this word if you're 21 or over drink, then eat all the mother fucking snakes on your mother fucking plate."
"SNACKS!"
"Somebody's got Steve Harvey disease!"

by Mary92669 April 19, 2016