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Danger wank

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, The queen,gingers,. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
Yo is that the queen
‘Pulls down pants’
What are you doing

Poping a danger wank
by Archied June 7, 2021
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Danger round

When some weird middle aged bloke that’s sat alone in the boozer buys you a round of drinks. Are they spiked you’ll never know. You probably shouldn’t drink them but you do anyway.
Omg that guy just bought us a round of drinks. That shits a danger round.
by Yore-rayt June 13, 2021
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Danger Poo

When you use a public toilet and don't lock the door.

Leaving the element of surprise, danger and excitement if a stranger was to enter. The success of a danger poo can be measured objectively whether someone tries to enter or you 'complete your task' without interruption.
"Lads, I had a successful danger poo".
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daenerys_skywalker

daenerys_skywalker Is a very active mutual. They never leave hate and are to amazing for this world. Therefore they are better than you and if you disagree go jump off a building
Person 1: I don’t like daenerys_skywalker
Me: karmas a b*tch

Person 1: *shafts to death*
by Brenda Williams June 18, 2021
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Danger noodle

I got bit by a danger noodle!
by Stacy Albirdy July 2, 2021
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Dangerrhea

My butthole is still burning from the dangerrhea I had after eating hot wings.
by Dangerrhea July 23, 2021
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Dagger

Something that is kind of like what happened to Maximus.
The dagger coming off the guy's bat fractured two of the pitcher's ribs, just as somebody had arranged before the game. It went exactly as planned. He had to slowly watch helplessly as his team was turned into cowards by spacemen.
by The Original Agahnim October 28, 2021
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