Urban Dictionary

A site used by multiple generations over the course of 16 years to define the words they don't tell you about in class.

Over the years, the Urban Dictionary has gained a reputation as one of the first and still one of the best websites out there. Thanks to this site, Our younger siblings no longer have to eavesdrop on us.

Some posts on the Urban Dictionary are so old that they could have been your dad...

by Th3rd August 3, 2015

urban dictionary

Puts the "dick" in dickionary

Mother: Where did you learn all these horrible terms

Teen: Urban dictionary, of course

by Dylan Tan Zhiyang April 6, 2016

Urban Dictionary

If you're reading this, I give up.

'I wrote a definition for Urban Dictionary on Urban Dictionary, now I'm going to drink 6 litres of bleach.

by Some Satirical Loser (SSL) May 17, 2016

Stoners dictionary

Stoners dictionary..2 words stoners use alot when sitting around saying things like "let's get that word in the stoners dictionary" or saying "I know that word is in the stoners dictionary" but for those of u who don't know what the stoners dictionary is...it's just slang for the urban dictionary

Hey girl knowledge is power just so you know them stoners when they were talking about the stoners dictionary they were referring to the urban dictionary.

by PRETTY IN COPPER February 8, 2017

just bought a urban dictionary Alexander fam it’s lit

The best meme ever

Bro just bought a urban dictionary Alexander fam it’s lit!

Only smoked once or twice
Alexander dabbled in
Biggest booty in the world
Alexander damn he thicc
Where did Burr shoot Hamilton?
In Alexander's abdomen
All these hateful comments, man
It's Alexander damaging

What's he do at Christmas time?
Alexander carollin'
A relaxed nail month
Alexander anagram
Just became the brand new Pope
Alexander Vatican
Starbucks doesn't know his name
Is there an Alan Hamlin?
(Alexander Hamilton, Alexander Hamilton)
Cheated on his wife?
Alexander Hamilton

Oh my god, he talks too much
Alexander ramblin'
Holy shit, the condom broke
Alexander has a kid
Has a really young face
Alexander baby chin
Yo, that's a pretty solid line
Alexander thank ya Finn
Stealing everybody's memes?
Alexander has me dead
Started singing for the kids
He Alexander panderin'
But what if he's a skeleton?
Alexander has no skin
Alex, how'd you like your eggs?
Alexander "Scramble 'em"

My walk is wobbly
Cocky jaunt?
Hell, it oughta' be
I'm novel, you a novelty
Best Prez in the world
Honor me

He's coming out as black
Alexander African
Didn't fire a single gun
Alexander Hacksaw Ridge
The sucky villain in Iron Man 3
Alexander Mandarin
Is a 100 years old
Alexander saggy skin

Goes to see a therapist
Alexanger management
Turn into a camel now he
Alexander Camelton
He couldn't hold it in
Alexander flatuelence
Is he really a mermaid?
Alexander has a fin

by Me me big disappointment February 14, 2018

Nobody cares what your urban dictionary name means

Nobody cares what your urban dictionary name means but you

Instagram user #1 : Wow guess what urban dictionary says about my name

Andy Tate : don't care,
Nobody cares what your urban dictionary name means

by Normalboi November 23, 2021

urbane dictionary

A way for bad spellers to enter this website.

Yo man, I went to urbane dictionary and it sent me to urbandictionary.

by Mavenick December 20, 2005