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Could care less

A sarcastic, ironic, irreverent take on the original phrase "couldn't care less." Just like with "couldn't care less," this phrase simply means that one does not care. In this case, it is intended as an ironic insult, since it prompts the other person to reason out that the only reason it would make sense to say "I could care less" instead of "I couldn't care less" is if they cared some and yet still extremely little. It's an insult delivered as a sarcastic compliment.

It's like if the TV is on really loud, and someone says, "can you turn it up?" That's a sarcastic comment on how loud it is. Just like "I could care less" is a sarcastic comment on how little you care.

Over time, it became so commonplace that people forgot it was sarcastic and just say it straight to mean "I don't care."
Debbie and I broke up for the seventh time, can you believe that?

I believe I could care less...
by The Yar February 13, 2018
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could care less

Sometimes misinterpretation by “couldn’t care less”. Could care less is the correct option. Considering that “i couldn’t care less” means they care already, but can’t care any less than they already do. Now, “could care less” means they don’t care at all, so they dont care any less.
Wow! I could care less about this hockey game!
by koolwiz June 3, 2018
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Insurgent-Care

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We were at the Insurgent-Care and so ebody yelled Allah Akbar. Me and Ray got the fuck outta there before a bomb went off.
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Canadian Carebear

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This chick whipped out a Canadian Carebear last night, and it was kinda sweet that she cared about my diabetes.
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I need Ebama care
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Finlay carelton

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My bae, very sexy gives me a lady boner

Finlay carelton is my bae and he loves me
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