count dronkula

someone with red wine stains on their lips. Looks a bit like they've been drinking blood.

"Look out mate, you're turning into Count Dronkula"
"Oh shit, ta man" wipes off stains

by OriginalNiffer December 28, 2008

count chodula

That chode at school, most commonly of the preppy group, that wears his "colla popped" all of the damn time because he thinks he is "real fly."

That kid is such a count chodula.

by kstrachdeuce September 13, 2007

chuntslop

disgusting green liquid found outside g5 and g6 at Gilroy College. Has got quite possibly the worst smell ever! Usually douzed on sticks from a nearby bush and probed onto randoms faces.

ewww! rob got chuntslop in his mouth!

by little dickey bird. October 24, 2008

Counterplendixes

Historical Oxymorons

lol Europe's history is so rich

its simply and endless supply of ironical counterplendixes

by Dude38328 December 16, 2008

counter-strike

1-a very violent internet based game in wich you kill as many people as possible with all sorst of weapons.

2-an online game by valve based on the source engine, wich is also used by half-life 2

1-Jack Thompson thinks counter-strike is bad

2- i killed alot of people in counter-strike with all sorts of weapons

by Llamaparty March 27, 2009

Counter-offensive

A counter-offensive is the term used by the military to describe large scale, usually strategic offensive operations by forces that had successfully halted an enemy's offensive, while occupying defensive positions.

offense,offensive - the action of attacking an enemy.

Counter-offensive - armed force stopping an enemy offensive

by DImmortal April 24, 2009

counter pressure

The feeling that you need to rush to put your change in your purse and your shopping in your bag due to the weight of the queue behind you.

I reckon I lost my key when I was fumbling for my wallet in the counter pressure!

by mids99 July 30, 2009