Cooper

n. a commonly used parallel to compare something that's extremely slow.

"this game is slower than cooper."

by Steven Johnnsson December 25, 2008

Cooper

A very white name for VERY white people

That man so white he must be named cooper

by dikembeTheBeast December 13, 2016

Cooper

Can be used as a verb, noun, adjective. Used to describe something so disgusting and repulsive there is no other word for it

"Have the last piece of cake Robert"
"Shut up you fat cooper"

by unknown22 October 31, 2007

Cooper

Doing a Cooper is to act sick or injured to get out of something you don't want to do. Helpful for dodging work, school, sporting events and visiting Grandma.

Is he dead?? Nah he's just pulling a Cooper.

by Bennentt Hasler May 29, 2011

Cooper

Cooper is one of the worst friends you can have, he will always turn his back on you and treat you like shit. He also rapes girls whenever he gets the chance to, never trust Cooper because he will always fuck you over.

"Did you hear about what Cooper did with the fire?"
"Yeah, he is dumb as fuck!"

by #Truth_Only March 30, 2019

Herring Choker

A person of Irish descent who's parents or grandparents have settled in New Brunswick Canada. They are often so cheap, they'd sooner walk around with holes in their shoes than buy new ones. They are also living on a steady diet of Herring, or make their income off of Herring (fisherman etc.) so they are known as the aforementioned "herringchoker". They can also be classified as "Irish Jews", "Penny Pinchers", and "cheap motherfuckers".

Person #1 "Look at that dirty looking bastard over there walking around in rags, is he homeless?"
Person #2 "Even worse, he's a Herring Choker"

by MoeShoes January 20, 2014

Chompers

The mascott of Allegheny College, portrayed often by a short blonde female, enjoys smooshy-mushy, and an occasional wiggly.

Chompers is often inebriated, and enjoys falling down the steps due to its large feet.

by Crotchfire February 6, 2005