A chode 1 is primarily described as a short and stubby penis, often wider than it is long. Not to be confused with chode 2, a chode 1 often has a much more negative connotation than that of the latter chode definition.
Lauren: Hey there!
Joey: Hey, want to uh,um...
Lauren: Sure
Joey: <Pulling out his chode 1>
Lauren: Actually I have uhm... other plans
Joey: This always happens! Why am I shunned by society because of my chode 1? O well, the chode convention starts in 20 minutes, I can still make it!
Joey: Hey, want to uh,um...
Lauren: Sure
Joey: <Pulling out his chode 1>
Lauren: Actually I have uhm... other plans
Joey: This always happens! Why am I shunned by society because of my chode 1? O well, the chode convention starts in 20 minutes, I can still make it!
by Jaodely Huars A Cuheordee December 9, 2008
Get the Chode 1 mug.Noun: A bumhole that has engulfed such a large amount of chodes the skin has worn away and the ass has become a black hole like vaccuum that can no longer accept men for pleasure.
by Lester the Molester CocknShtaf July 9, 2011
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by PTruvs September 18, 2009
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by Bam068 January 30, 2020
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frat boys, meatheads, slugs, and bro's are all considered 'chode rockers'.
frat boys, meatheads, slugs, and bro's are all considered 'chode rockers'.
While i was waiting to get into the club, this total chode rocker pushed in front of me. He thought just because he had some hot skinny girl on his arm and bigger arms than me that he could take my place in line. Fuck those chode rockers.
by Paul Rabinowitz July 5, 2006
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Our one roomate is a total chode. All he ever does is eat everyone's food and he hasn't paid in for the heat bill in 3 months.
by Ned23 February 18, 2008
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Chode fiving while both parties are in the nude displays a much greater level of friendship and respect.
Chode fiving while both parties are in the nude displays a much greater level of friendship and respect.
Aaron: Yo, Josh. I just got a phone number from some smoking hot chick.
Josh: Sweet! Come over here and give me a chode five.
Josh: Sweet! Come over here and give me a chode five.
by hivoltage June 13, 2008
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