Military term for that surgical sandal that the clinic/hospital gives ya for a foot injury; looks goofy as hell, hence the name Chinese jump boot.
"I got a stress fracture from the run, so they gave me a Chinese jump boot. It's fucking retarded, man."
by private shitbag August 18, 2016
Get the chinese jump bootmug. Also another name for a "woman." It happens when omeone at a bar is describing their dating life, describing the female gender as being difficult to understand, like a Chinese finger puzzle. Then a drunk guy across the bar says, "a Chinese fist puppet?"
You: I went on a date with her, but I just don't understand. She's like a Chinese finger puzzle.
Drunk Guy: What's a Chinese fist puppet?
You: That's funny, but that's not what I said. This needs to go on Urban Dictionary.
Drunk Guy: What's a Chinese fist puppet?
You: That's funny, but that's not what I said. This needs to go on Urban Dictionary.
by phatpapa July 25, 2013
Get the Chinese Fist Puppetmug. by Horse Nipple March 13, 2008
Get the Chinese Ass Infectionmug. by Alex Battaglia - D and E Tech Support June 22, 2008
Get the chinese sea spidermug. A sexual act when the female sits on the male's face and while he eats her out she bangs on his chest or stomach like she is playing the drums
by Stiffy Stiffler July 19, 2009
Get the Chinese War Drummug. A distinctly-smelling, intensely acrid, putrid fart that occurs after eating specific foods, such as Chinese food.
by chilipepr November 2, 2006
Get the chinese food fartmug. When an asian girl, that is a virgin, is involved with a threesome with two men, one man inserts his penis into her tight vagina and the other inserts his penis into her anus, then as they both try to pull out they get stuck because the girl is being pulled in both directions.
Dude me and Mike were at this party on Friday, we met this cute asian girl and we got caught up in a "Chinese Penis Trap"
by Jared & Josh April 12, 2010
Get the Chinese Penis Trapmug.