A person who watches to much porn and decides to Smoke, Drink, Becoming a drug dealer and a rapist soon when he grows up. He bullys people and he's a very mean bitch.
Fuck you piece of shit brandon
by TheLoyalMan May 17, 2017
Get the Brandon mug.A Brandon is a Player. He will pick 2 unlucky girls and go back and forth until they realize he isnt really that cute or interesting after all and find someone else. He is also extremely gay. Everyone suspects he likes penis in his butthole because he walks around like one is already stuck in it. He is also extremely boring. He is a big "oneword texter" and he'll make you make all the decisions and do all the work in the relationship. His Gayness isnt the only thing that is Flaming, his acne is HORRID. Over all he is a Jerk that cant be trusted, so dont waste your time on him.
Girl #1: Girl cheer up he isnt worth it
Girl #2: (in tears)
girl #1 : he is such a Brandon! girl you were just his cover!
Girl #2: (in tears)
girl #1 : he is such a Brandon! girl you were just his cover!
by EX girlfriend (: November 5, 2011
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This is secret code for "I am a stupid despicable treasonous child", used by right wing garbage to indicate that their brains have been eaten by maggots.
by Trump whisperer November 1, 2021
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by killer fabbit October 23, 2014
Get the Brandon B mug.1. Churched up way of saying, "Fuck Joe Biden"
2. When used in the context of high prices, indicates the person using the term is ignorant of the basic supply and demand economic principles.
2. When used in the context of high prices, indicates the person using the term is ignorant of the basic supply and demand economic principles.
by MakeFunOfThemAll November 8, 2021
Get the Let's Go Brandon mug.biggest 2-faced lying asshole you will ever meet. If you meet a brandon, walk away immediately. He is the scum of the earth and the worst person you will ever meet. This name is another name for satan, if you fall in love with a brandon you will go to hell and be cursed.
by TheLuchalor December 9, 2012
Get the Brandon mug.When a gay man and a straight man conjoin together by opening the gay man's penis hole and inserting the straight man's penis hole until white fluid oozes out, but only on April 24th.
by TheDictioner April 25, 2020
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