Wooden Board Warrior

An insufferable person, typically who posts on social media about their whole “unprocessed” foods who can’t go a second without making a video about their raw steak, veggies and honey whilst also making crazy food claims without any evidence or studies.

“These wooden board warriors are acting like anything they put on a board is healthy”

by VLTN May 12, 2024

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child board

like water boarding, but you hold her head down while climaxing in the poi’s mouth

yo! did you hear about how jackson did a child board on his girlfriend

by anonymous May 26, 2024

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Shartcuterie board

Where an individual is getting spanked with a paddle after having a spicy Indian takeaway from the night before then farts before following through and promptly shits all over the paddle, leaving a slurry of meat, vegetables and shit all over it.

Woman: Hey pookie why is the wooden paddle board in the bin?
Man: Sorry babe last night I accidentally turned the paddle into a shartcuterie board.

by LankyLandNoodle May 27, 2024

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tactical board

cock.

at least, in doom bible terms

damn my tactical board is so hard right now

by iminhellplshelpahhh July 7, 2024

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circuit board

Someone whose appeal is rooted in intelligence, technical skill, and being unreasonably competent with computers.

By extension: sleeping with or being into engineers, hackers, software developers, etc.

"She doesn’t date athletes, she dates circuit boards."

by beerfetcher420 January 31, 2026

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