i need a girlfriend

It means that who ever is saying it has no bitches

Person a: I need a girlfriend
Person but: cause you have no bitches

by Dray98411 September 16, 2022

crazy girlfriend

Ex-Girlfriend who destroys things that you gave them as a way of "moving on". Also an ex-girlfriend that goes on a rampage after the break up.

"Man Lauren is a Crazy girlfriend! She went and burned all of Johns hoodies after the break up!"

by Defiiiner December 11, 2016

big titty goth girlfriend

yuri from doki doki

"hey, have you seen my slave aka my big titty goth girlfriend."

by moto.moto.69 August 4, 2019

hongjoong’s girlfriend

this word is used to refer to luna aka @jinrivhs on twitter

omg look at hongjoong’s girlfriend, luna! She is so pretty and funny.

by jinrivhs March 31, 2021

Girlfriend

A woman/girl you date and have a romantic relationship with. When you're young, it's all for the sex. We men like companionship, but that can come from our pals, the romance bollocks has to wait until we're old and dying.

Example 1
Greg: Better watch it tonight. My girlfriend doesn't like seeing me out late with the lads.


Example 2
Scott: Have you ever had a girlfriend, Joe?

Joe: Nah, I've never had a girlfriend, just fuck buddies.

Scott: Lucky bastard!


Example 3
I wanted a girlfriend for six years, thinking I was a sad loser for every year I hadn't had one, and thinking it was the only way to get laid, but when I heard people complaining about their relationships time and time again, I remembered I lost my virginity with a fuck buddy when still in school and (realising how blessed I am) got another (really gorgeous) fuck buddy.

by Osamasbitch January 5, 2009

girlfriend treatment

When a masseuse cuddles with you, usually in an Asian parlor, beyond the call of duty. As requested by you and for a nominal fee.

Receiving a girlfriend treatment from a foreign gal, at your convenience, is in the long run cheaper.

by grodz77 April 25, 2011

girlfriend

Getting a girlfriend is the best thing that could ever happen to a woman. They're beautiful and will be your best friend. They'll understand your emotions and try and do the best they can for you. All out. They are beyond beautiful and they will be cherished as a good faithful one is hard to find. With finding the right one they should cherish you and love you beyond an extent that you never thought possible. A girlfriend is the best thing that could ever happen to a girl.

My girlfriend makes me feel like I am the only girl in the world.

by gaygirl031717 August 22, 2017