dad: hey.. son i think we should talk about the birds and bees
son: oh.. don't worry dad i learned it all from pornhub
son: oh.. don't worry dad i learned it all from pornhub
by literally every handle is used January 10, 2017
Get the birds and bees mug.A sexual act between three men and one woman. the woman is giving a blow job and two hand jobs at the same time, thus having the appearance of a bird, a very dirty bird.
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Get the Dirty bird mug.When you cut a whole in the bottom of a popcorn bag and stick you penis through it.. Fill it back up with popcorn. And there is your buttery bird.
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by Toast Face Killa February 15, 2010
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2.) A woman who, when speaking, sounds like the annoying squeaking of a baby bird.
2.) A woman who, when speaking, sounds like the annoying squeaking of a baby bird.
Guy 1: Man, that new born jo-bird is so ugly, it's making my eyes bleed!
Guy 2: Yeah, and this dumbass brunette jo-bird is making my EARS bleed, dawg!
Guy 2: Yeah, and this dumbass brunette jo-bird is making my EARS bleed, dawg!
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Get the Bird City mug.Clumsy bird - a disabled bird who can't fucking fly and has no fucking legs, the most frustrating game on the fucking planet. A bird who hits logs on the fucking head and falls straight to the motherfucking floor. An asshole bird who gets you to consistently keep tapping to make him fly. He is also blind as a motherfucking bat!
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