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Ben Lee

Ben Lee is an Australian singer who is a complete pain in the arse.

The Beastie Boys made the mistake of telling him a few years ago that he had some talent. He then came straight out and declared himself the best singer-songwriter of Australia's past, present and future (without actually having really done anything).

Ben Lee apologists will tell you that this remark was taken out of context, or blame it on the naivety of youth. Unfortunately this arrogance continues to pervade his work - you only need to read an interview of his.

The worst thing that sucks about this guy is the image he tries to portray, as this thoughtful, arty, indie, uber-alternative sort of musician. You will find him posing for photos or album covers with the same quizzical wide-eyed blank stare.

Exactly the same thing happens with his music. Just before his last album was released he was running around telling everyone who'd listen that he was taking us on a magical journey, that this was the result of all of his song-writing experience, and he was so happy with what he was doing.

The end result is the most mainstream, disposable pop you could ever imagine. If it was made by somebody else you would think it was probably OK, but when you're expecting the next Paul Simon it's a bad joke. His lyrics are simple, childish and repetitive (see "Gamble Everything for Love") and even a marginally acceptable song like "Catch My Disease" is ruined by his thin, reedy, high-pitched voice.

While I know you can't do too much about how you look, his gigantic ears and stupid Frodo-like hair are laughable and nauseating at the same time. I suspect he plays up on this to further enhance the "arty" image. When people knock his music he blames the fact that most Australians don't like nerdy looking guys, and he cracked the shits and went to the US and was briefly with Claire Danes (the celebrity missus...SOOOO alternative!)

I don't know how popular he is in the US or UK but if you come to Australia and meet one of his fans or hear his music, don't be sucked in. Ignore the inevitable stacks of thumbs-down this will attract because unfortunately the 14 year old girls who think he's fantastic will spew when they hear the truth.

Ben Lee, along with guys like Rob Thomas and James Blunt, is the reason mainstream pop sucks as much arse as it does these days.

Ben Lee is a conceited fraudster who needs to be put in the meat grinder.
The opening line of the Ben Lee song "Catch My Disease" goes "My head is a box filled with nothing". You've got it right there, Ben.
by Choda Boy 57 August 13, 2006
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Ben Bernanke

The Chairman of the United States Federal Reserve. He holds the power to conduct monetary policy such as open market operations and adjusting the prime interest rates. His actions have been questionable since the inception of his term.
Ben Bernanke caused the Dow Jones to drop 350 points in one day simply be m aking a comment about the market.
by Cballznhoney April 30, 2008
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Ben Kowalewicz

Lead singer of the amazing Canadian (<3) band Billy Talent. If you can spell is last name w/out double checking it then you are truly a fan. K-O-W-A-L-E-W-I-C-Z (is polish<3)
|B|est singer ever. Period.
|E|xtremely sexy.
|N|ice ass.
To know/see/hear Ben Kowalewicz is to love Ben Kowalewicz.

Google him. You'll see. :D
by fat_kids_love_cake September 14, 2008
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Ben Shapiro

He will never lose his virginity, he’s a Ben Shapiro.
by A fellow Jew October 16, 2021
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Ben Jenner

A really big nerd who can’t afford to fix his glasses and has a massive crush on a girl called maeve but she is actually a bit fit ngl.
Oh my god it’s a Ben Jenner!!! Everyone protect maeve from the pedo!!!!! RUN FOR YOUR FRICKEN LIVES!!!!
by PoopyHead1 October 8, 2018
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Ben Folds

AMAZING MAN!!!
I WANT TO HAVE HIS BABIES!!!

can kick YOUR ass at playing piano.
I've been to three Ben Folds concerts so far and they've rocked my world.
by Rock this bitch. January 2, 2004
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ben franks

Benjamin Franklins. 100 dollar bills. Rapped by Yung Joc.
Yung Joc, "Its Goin Down"

Verse number two,
do the damn thang,
cubes on my neck
pockets full of ben franks
by scrappy T June 11, 2006
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