Bastand

Influenced from the underworld, the edgy side of town; the contemporary, urban way of saying 'ya bastard'.

"You're a fucking bastand".
"Al dem bludy bastand gals tek tha pissss ye. kkthxbbz nvmye."
"Don't touch ma cone! Bastand, I own you!"

by Kayelz December 31, 2011

Flatulent Bastard

A person that farts so much as to be labeled with the preceding title. Also, an illegitamate child that just farts a lot.

That guy in the corner is a real Flatulent Bastard!

by Boomerang Weiner January 13, 2007

douche-cock-bastard

A douche-cock-bastard is someone who ignorantly does things to you that really pisses the shit out of you.

That douche-cock-bastard drank the last beer without even asking....I was saving that for breakfast!

by chrislamma April 3, 2009

Two Faced Bastard

A person that doesn't know their dad one minute their your friend the next minute they stab you in the back basically a back stabber that doesn't know their dad

First that person was on my team, we were best of friends then that person traded on me by going to a different team and completely acting like we were never friends. That person is a Two Faced Bastard

by Jeremy Phuture August 18, 2017

gay bastard

one who preferes the penis in the mouth; one who partakes in extremely homoerotic activities

Damn!! that guy is an extremely gay bastard.

by X February 25, 2003

Bastard son of an Irish Jew Nigger

The epitome of an illegitimate, self-loathing individual. Most often, when used as an insult, will render the opposition speechless.

Tim - God hates you
Ricky - Fuck you, you are the bastard son of an Irish Jew Nigger!
Tim - . . . *Cries*

by Grouthor April 2, 2010

Bastard

From Stalin-era Russia, an affectionate term similar to 'comrade', a pro-communist term of endearment.

"Have some of my vodka, you cheeky bastard!"

by Mike Hodgson June 10, 2008