GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!

When you want your pet named Gary to get a bath, so you strap a bomb to your chest in an attempt to scare him in to doing it.

Robert:“GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!”

Gary:”Meow”

(Robert explodes)

by Intruderalertredspyisinthebase August 20, 2024

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Bath Salt

A object used by flatbushzombies who are A$AP Mobbin

"Man those flatbushzombies are on bath salt"

by Fingers9422 May 2, 2021

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Bucket bath

Water put in a bucket for toys to bathe in

Little sister: Look! The unicorns are in a bucket bath!
Older sister: I can see

by Aricana9133 April 11, 2021

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Eye Bath

Something so disgusting that you feel that you have to wash your eyes after seeing it.

Bob: I had to take an eye bath when I saw Steve Harvey's bodyguard riding a lion while wearing nothing but his briefs.
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by Jason Walters March 30, 2009

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Happy Bath

A product made by amorepacific and some people claims that Happy Bath is going to die as replace crappy Skin U same made by amorepacific

Kim: Where is Happy Bath?
Park: Happy Bath is dead already and join to boycott skin u

by Hyebun1 May 13, 2021

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Yogurt Bath

To lather yourself in your sexual partners cum or semen depending on the gender and slowly licking it off of yourself until pleased with the taste (it becomes sweet)

Lucas gave me a yogurt bath last night after dinner for our anniversary.

by sbomb101 December 31, 2014

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