shower bath head

The best way to describe a terrible human

Friend: wow I love Jorge Lorenzo
Me: Ew he’s such a shower bath head

by Smeho June 12, 2018

Cat Bath

Cleaning oneself more thoroughly like a regular bath but outside a bathtub/shower, usually due to constrained time

I needed to be somewhere soon so I took a cat bath between the gym and then.

by Mr. Thew September 11, 2019

George Bush Bubble Bath

Sitting in the tub with a copious amount of bubbles making plane noises while flying over your toy twin towers and looking like George Bush

Nnnnnnneeeeeeoooooooowwwww booommmmm,is what my kid heard coming from the bathroom as I was taking my George Bush Bubble Bath!

by Chairproblemtothemax April 28, 2021

man grenade bath blaster

When a man lets out a gigantic, colossal fart in the bath tub.

Greg: Did you hear Frank's man grenade bath blaster after he ate all that Chipotle last night? It shook the house, I swear!
Bill: You mean I stayed in the bunker all night, thinking it was an earthquake, for nothin?
Greg: Well, at least you were partially spared from Frank's wrath.

by SparkyMae March 8, 2022

Hoe Bath

When you only wash the necessities, your pits, tits and ass.

I’m hot and sweaty but I need to leave in 2 minutes, I’m going to take a hoe bath.

by OhBeavis November 19, 2025

Hooker Bath

To cleanse ones body from varying sexual encounters with moist towelettes, baby wipes, washcloths, although many different methods have been used, KFC moist towelettes are most notably used.

Credit to E40 for this one...
"He fuckin', a couple of them niggas' broads
They licked his sweaty balls
These hoes nowadays is dogs, givin' up them drawls
Do anything for the cash

Wipe their coochie off with a napkin and take a HOOKER BATH"

by Benzerb June 16, 2020

Jeffersons bath

When an item enters a toilet bowl where fecal matter exists, for example a dropped cell phone or plunger intervention required to clear a clog.
Similar to a Jeffersons pool party, but more personal/intimate.

I clogged the toilet so good, I thought the plunger was going to have to take a Jeffersons bath.
or
I dropped my cell phone in the toilet while taking a shit so I reached in and took a Jeffersons bath.

by anonymous June 26, 2025