balloonerism

Being nonchalantly upfront

“Yo you got ketchup on ur face dawg”

“Oh thanks, nice balloonerism, man!”

by Ballonerismmaster January 19, 2025

Balloon Popper

When a girl (or guy with moobs) cuts their tits and then gives a titjob

"Yo I heard Phil got a balloon popper from Kacie"

"Yeah, she's a freak fr"

by mikehawk921087 February 3, 2025

Balloon boy

A worthless piece of shit manwhore that likes to fling his dick into girls wherever he goes and so is always prepared with his big boy balloons so 1 + 1 doesn't equal 3!!

'Dang Charlie only 2 balloons left in a 10 pack? You really are a balloon boy huh'
Aww Charlie you bought a balloon just for me? I didn't know you were that smart!'

by Bigbighorse3 February 6, 2025

Balloonknot

A clitoris

The bitches love when a man sucks on their balloonknot.

by SusieQ Ball February 12, 2026

balloon

An act of a certain someone blowing air into a foreskin, expanding it into a balloon form. Then that certain someone ejaculates into the expanded foreskin. causing an almost water balloon form.

ima give u a balloon daddy

by Slime Da Goat March 19, 2026

Bailozi

A person, usually named Zozi, who makes plans to bool with the boys, only to abandon them last minute.

“I’ll see m8 missus would come with. She ain’t no dawg ya feel id walk in snow. Sorry bois snow is too crazy”

“Wow. Classic Bailozi”

by humblemane March 9, 2025

Bailozi

Committing to plans with the boys only to bail last minute with an exaggerated excuse. Typically followed by some form of gaslighting / victimization.

“ Sorry bois snow is too crazy ”
“ Sorry something came up with work can’t today :/”

Wow, classic Bailozi

by humblemane March 16, 2025