attach balloons to

(verb) to turn an legal, but still frowned upon by society, behavior into a trend or fad.

a boy starts attaching helium balloons to his lawn chair in his backyard

his mother comes into the backyard and starts shrieking at him: Adam, what the beep are you doing?

Adam: can i finish what I'm doing without being bloody disturbed? I am trying to attach balloons to amateur flying machine building among modern idiotagers, what in previous generations was called teenagers. If possible, I want modern teenagers to be like Inspector Gadget and maybe, lol, fly away from their computer illiterate.

mother: stop living underwater you stupid devil.

by Sexydimma January 15, 2013

Fluorescent balloon

A fat policeman (primarily in the UK). Usually traffic.

Look at that fluorescent balloon booking that guy over there. Too many fucking donuts.

by Monkeystrangler August 31, 2013

funky balloon knot

When you fuck somebody in the ass enough that their intestines come out, in a pink sock fashion, then you tie the intestines in a knot. This is very painful.

I was taking it in the ass from Bozo the clown the other day when my intestine started falling out. Next thing I knew there was a giraffe hanging out of my ass. He just can't resist the funky balloon knot.

by ButtholeLicker420 February 5, 2014

Bovarian Balloon

This is the act of jizzing inside of a condom during sexual intercourse, pulling out, blowing up the condom like a balloon (with the cum still inside of the condom) and popping it in front of the girl's face

Man 1: Yo! I heard about what you did last night! Did you really give that chick a Bovarian Balloon?!
Man 2: You heard right, dawg! Jizz went everywhere. So much better than a facial.

by All Hail King Mathyall December 17, 2014

nasty balloons

Breasts that are saggy and dirty.

for example, Lauren has some nasty balloons

by MrSlangDude July 25, 2014

blood balloon

another word for tampon

"I need to get more blood balloons because my period is starting."

by jolfstenberg December 6, 2015

carrot balloon

Those wind sock things that are orange and look like carrots

Oh look at those carrot balloons blowing in the wind!

by daboomtish August 21, 2016