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Athletic

A sarcastic term used by people who do not wish to admit they are fat. A form of denial of obesity.
I am a woman, 5'4", and I weigh 200 pounds. I have an athletic figure.

Note: A more optimal weight for a 5'4" woman would be 120 pounds, +or-.
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Atheism

restore of good mental health, avoidance from religious obsessive compulsive disorders. Respect for common sense and individual liberty, subscription to secular humanism and/or nihilism.

a philosophy with the rejection of supernatural creation and the assertiveness that the universe evolved through steps and series of powerful natural forces.
he is so smart, what an atheism !

my atheist friend goes to university
by Pandora8732490427420674067 September 19, 2009
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Atheist

A person who does not believe in God, or religion for that matter. Unfortunately, many atheists ridicule and insult other religions, even though they could simply accept other people's beliefs and respect them. For example, many people on the internet are atheists and bash other religions mercilessly, feeling that being an atheist is intelligent and makes them better than people who believe in religion. These atheists can often be found on internet forums, insulting other people.
(on an internet forum)

Person: "Yea, I thought Adam Sandler was pretty funny in taht movie."

Angry Atheist: "You actually think Adam Sandler is funny? Ha! You stupid conformist... You must be a Christian... Oh, and by the way, learn how to spell 'that', dumbass."
by Curlbacca July 23, 2006
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athanasius contra mundum

An old latin phrase, literally translated as "Athanasius against the world". Athanasius of Alexandria (not to be confused with Athanasius Kircher) was a Christian Bishop in the 4th Century who defended Christianity, often supposed as using techniques compared to the modern mafia, against the 'threat' of Arianism.

The phrase, "Athanasius contra mundum" can then be taken as an expression of the need to defend one's ideas, no matter the cost.
I don't want to be Athanasius contra mundum here, but something has to be done about our corrupt local government.
by AthanasiusHimself November 12, 2006
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Atheist

a) Someone who does NOT worship Satan, as they do not believe in anything involving Heaven/Hell/God etc.
b) Someone lacking belief in a deity (the literal definition.)
c) Someone who resents pushy Christians (not to hate on Christians, but most other religions leave us alone.) that shove religion down their throats and threaten that they'll go to eternal Hell if they don't bow down to religion.

Extreme Atheists: Are very argumentative about their views and will attack anyone who dares mention their faith.
Passive Atheists: Accept that humans are a diverse species and that everyone is entitled to their opinion.
Christian: Hey, man, want to go to my church Sunday?
Extreme Atheist: Dude, eff no, that's a bunch of crap and so are you for believing it. >.<

Christian: Hey, man, want to go to my church Sunday?
Passive Atheist: No, I don't believe in God, but thanks anyway. :)
by ~PassiveAtheist June 22, 2010
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atheist

Individuals who feel they are too intelligent to accept the concept of God.
"Hello darling, I am an atheist"
by jc September 22, 2006
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Atheist

Atheism is a doctrine that states that nothing exists but natural phenomena (matter), that thought is a property or function of matter, and that death irreversibly and totally terminates individual organic units. This definition means that there are no forces, phenomena, or entities which exist outside of or apart from physical nature, or which transcend nature, or are “super” natural, nor can there be. Humankind is on its own.

The following definition of Atheism was given to the Supreme Court of the United States in the case of Murray v. Curlett, 374 U.S. 203, 83 S. Ct. 1560, 10 L.Ed.2d (MD, 1963), to remove reverential Bible reading and oral unison recitation of the Lord's Prayer in the public schools.

“Your petitioners are Atheists and they define their beliefs as follows. An Atheist loves his fellow man instead of god. An Atheist believes that heaven is something for which we should work now – here on earth for all men together to enjoy.

An Atheist believes that he can get no help through prayer but that he must find in himself the inner conviction, and strength to meet life, to grapple with it, to subdue it and enjoy it.

An Atheist believes that only in a knowledge of himself and a knowledge of his fellow man can he find the understanding that will help to a life of fulfillment.

He seeks to know himself and his fellow man rather than to know a god. An Atheist believes that a hospital should be built instead of a church. An Atheist believes that a deed must be done instead of a prayer said. An Atheist strives for involvement in life and not escape into death. He wants disease conquered, poverty vanquished, war eliminated. He wants man to understand and love man.

He wants an ethical way of life. He believes that we cannot rely on a god or channel action into prayer nor hope for an end of troubles in a hereafter.

He believes that we are our brother's keepers; and are keepers of our own lives; that we are responsible persons and the job is here and the time is now.”
Atheists are often associated with those who follow Theistic Satanism, but this is not correct.
by sailsavvy March 9, 2008
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