archivist

An archivist is a nice name for male secretary. When a male secretary is embarrassed of their profession and they try to pretend they aren't giving coffee to a boss, they call themselves archivists.

That Stephen Harty CLAIMS to be an archivist.

by vinceismyboss March 21, 2010

Golden Arches

What your coronary arteries turn into after 30+ years of Mickey-D's.

Jack: Look at that fatso under the fake azaleas!
Jill: Yeah, he's really taken the Golden Arches to heart.

by squamouscell January 5, 2011

archaic victory

A victory won at too great a cost.

A war won by a particular side, but in too great a cost: crippled economy, depleated population, ruined land. ETC.

"The country suffered an archaic victory."

by Nicholas William November 8, 2006

Architects marriage

A marriage where the male partner has open sexual access to at least one other woman, and generally also that woman is either a client or financial patron. The wife may also be involved sexually with the "other woman".

"Not only is John a great artist, the lucky bastard has a Architects Marriage."

by maplefrost May 26, 2009

archer

Elephantitis sized balls flapping on a fat bitches cunt, or a fags asshole.

I archered that bitch so hard she put her head through the wall. That crazy cunt!

by Bob7878 June 28, 2007

archvile

excrement, feces

bro i just squeezed off a huge archvile

by danny howle November 26, 2003

architect

Term used by Microsoft for the act of designing their own graphics and cpu chips for the new console.

Microsoft worked with IBM and ATI to architect the CPU and graphics chip for the next Xbox.

by legalstep May 15, 2005