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Gorilla glove

Where you cum in your hand before you shake someone else’s hand then offer them a towel but it has pubes on it, when they remove the towel the hair is stuck to their hand like a gorilla hand.
Met John the other night, when I went to shake his hand he gorilla gloved me!
by Towerdawg97 September 10, 2020
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Gorilla girl

The one that thinks she is tougher than anybody else.
The gorilla girl tried to make somebody else the gorilla to defer the suspicion to them. The gorilla ended up being a cartoon character, and the gorilla girl ended up saying she wasn't talking about anybody directly but the cartoon character.
by The Original Agahnim July 29, 2021
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Gorilla Footing

Walking around and unintentionally making an exceeding amount of noise. This phrase typically denotes a lack of intentional noise control or awareness of one’s acoustic impact.
My neighbor upstairs was gorilla footing around.

When someone forgets to hold shift in game and blows your cover, you can say they gorilla footed.
by Yellowpanda911 January 5, 2024
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Gorilla Lookin Ass

A female who is so attractive you would literally kill a gorilla to fuck her. Alternatively you would pay an handsome fee to have her ride your face like a circus train full of gorillas. One might also jump out of a bush like a gorilla to surprise her with a tasty beverage and then fuck her vigorously....like a gorilla. The phrase stems from the primal, reproductive pull that is so out-of-control that all forethought is completely lost on the beholder. This is when the man beholding that “gorilla lookin ass” will literally turn his wallet inside out just to get a whiff of that gorilla lookin ass.
“I just dropped a G on that Gorilla Lookin Ass. Her baby daddy don’t even know that I just busted my nut all up in it. “

“As soon as I saw that Gorilla lookin ass, money started fallin outta my bank.”

“I used to be rich, until I saw that gorilla lookin ass...now she rich”
by WonkasWillie December 19, 2019
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gay gorilla grip getaway

when your bf gets stuck under the bed so you get them out by putting elmer’s glue on their pp and shoving it in their bf’s ass and thrust backwards
by karinaishot July 7, 2022
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Gorilla

If you call any nigga this, they goin beat yo ass like a gorilla
P1: "You look like a gorilla"
P2: "Oh HEEEEEEELLLLLLL no"
by Fre$h Frie$ May 7, 2021
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Vanilla Gorilla

VG stands in an intersection and does the helacocker at the stop light cameras
Omg what is the dude in the middle of street doing? Umm the call that the vanilla gorilla
by Lillyofthetwackshack January 30, 2023
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