The zone

The zone is a state of mind.
It is when you totally exit reality and enter into your brain. many people who do sports or hike for long distances have been in the zone.

when in the zone you can do two things. you can either be thinking deeply about past events, future events, or fantasies, or you can just not think at all. you might even be talking to someone while in the zone and then when out of the zone not remeber talking to them.

people who play videogames think that they have been in "the zone". they are wrong. that is just an adrenaline rush. when in the zone you dont have faster reactions like on an adrenaline rush, you just dont feel anything
drinking a lot of alchohol or smoking a lot of weed can get you in something similar to the zone.

hiker 1- God damnit, we still have 10 miles left
hiker 2- Yes.
hiker 1- this is going to suck
10 miles later
hiker 2- finally we're here!
hiker 1- what the fuck just happened

Example 2-
Stoner- word dude, what the fuck just happened for the past 4 hours?
drunk- the last thing i remember was stepping outside, now im laying face down in a field.
Stoner- word, you were in the zone
drunk- werent you too?
stoner- no i was just really baked

by mister angry pants February 21, 2010

Halo zone

Area around a police cruiser where everyone behaves like a little angel. Unrelated to the computer game of the same name.

Passenger: Dude, why is everyone going so slow?
Driver: There's a five-oh up there, we're stuck in the halo zone.

by jevanyn December 12, 2009

Hard Zone

The part of town where you can go to a titty bar and see naked women or a porn film and where all the prostitutes hang out ect.
So called because all the guys that go there always get a hard on.

Where's the hard zone in this town?

by Judge dredd7 September 5, 2011

Goldilocks Zone of Acceptable Asshold'em

A state of personality where one is paradoxically considered an asshole, but is still considered endearing and likable.

"It's great to be an asshole, but you don't want to be a total asshole. There's a balance that must be struck. Assholes who are total assholes suffer too much backlash for their nature and are generally considered insufferable by all. Thus, you must learn to follow proper asshole decorum and fall under the Goldilocks Zone of Acceptable Asshold'em. You have accomplished this when people say things about you like 'he's funny, but he's an asshole', or 'I like Dave, but he's kind of an asshole.' That's the Goldilocks zone. You want people to compliment you, or express fondness for you, but then immediately feel the need to point out that you're an asshole."
-- TJ "The Amazing Atheist" Kirk, "10 Rules Of Asshole Decorum"

by The Logical Fallacy February 27, 2019

reverse friend-zone

a method used by girls to win over unsuspecting guys, It is the reversed process of being (see friend zoned) which usually ends in a relationship.

Shirley reverse friend-zoned john to get into a relationship with him

by Spazcat March 5, 2012

Kill Zone

1. The point in time when one is about to take part in sexual intercourse.
2. Penis in Vagina.

1. "Last night I was in the kill zone, then my girlfriend called."

by AWK November 9, 2003

sack zone

the sack zone is a place where wusses, (nerds geeks you know) make a very large cirlce with that stuff you put on the grass for soccer and football lines and all that crap. then when you venture in, they run up to you and kick you in the nuts, like that show, only its less funny cause its you that got sacked by a nerd, and theres no cameras. the nerd generally think there cool after sacking you, thats when you beat them up!

nerd: hey guys I drew a sack zone circle yesturday!
guy: no one cares geek
nerd: but now i'm cool right?
guy: punches nerd in face, friends help beat up the nerd
nerd: my spleen!!!

by fool in the face April 28, 2006