Hold yourself accountable

Report accurately on what is happening to me and capitulate fully or I'll murder your kids. Get the people I listed to sign affidavits.

Hym "Nah. Hold yourself accountable. It isn't Palentier. You are doing the surveillance to me. You and my surveillance and you disclose fully what you have been doing to me. You cannot stop the child murder without capitulating."

by Hym Iam June 7, 2025

SAVE YOURSELF

NEVER TRUST, NEVER RELY ON ANY OTHER PERSON THAN YOURSELF TO KEEP YOURSELF SAFE. IT STARTS WITH THE THOUGHTS IN YOUR OWN MIND; THEN AFTER THAT, YOU HAVE TO PUT ACTIONS TO YOUR LIFE. NEVER RELY ON PLACES THAT CLAIM TO HELP YOU. WHETHER ITS THE QUOTE UNQUOTE ''GOVERNMENT'' (REALLY, THEY ARE JUST GROUPS OF PEOPLE)... WHETHER IT IS THE GOVERNMENT OR A PLACE LIKE A CHURCH, OR A SOCIETY, OR A GROUP THAT SAYS THEY CAN HELP YOU. THINK FOR YOURSELF. STOP LISTENING TO PARENTS, AND TEACHERS AND PROFESSORS AND THE NEWS MEDIA.

IF YOU REALLY WANT TO LIVE LIFE, SAVE YOURSELF.

by m3mphis_chick24 October 28, 2025

Oozing yourself

Ejaculating semen and jerking off to porn

Robot 1 was on porn but his brother found out and told his mom to whoop his ass his brother said "did you start Oozing yourself?" he said y-yes

by Mariomushroomkingdom November 5, 2025

chill yourself

The most aggressive way of telling someone to chill the fuck out.

Jimothy: OMFG WHY DO I KEEP LOSING
Ed: dude chill out
Jimothy: STFU BUDDY
Ed: CHILL YOURSELF

by idontevenknowwhatalifeis December 2, 2025

raping yourself

The act of sadly dry beating it until you are barely even a half chub and just give up because it wont even get hard. different from gooning.

Im raping myself right now

Are you raping yourself?
My god bro im gonna rape myself

by iverapedmyself January 9, 2026

Technically Supporting Yourself

To perform a task correctly or with distinction.

If you are given something to do, or do something off your own back and use initiative, you may be congratulated for "Technically Supporting Yourself"

Mark: Mike just sorted us out with an FTP server on the Broadband Machine
Stu: Oh Technical Support Yourself!

Mark: I've fixed the problem with that customer from earlier, you know, the one that was a right fist..
Mike: Oh get in there, Technical Support Yourself Jenko!

Mike: I'll put the kettle on
Mark: Technically Supporting Yourself Lovelock!

by Michael Lovelock December 20, 2006

Losing On Yourself

To lose one's mind/marbles. Refers to when an individual forgets obvious things or makes easy mistakes, similarly to the symptoms of going senile.

As defined by Peter Smith.

'You're losing on yourself because you put your shoes in the fridge!'

Amy is losing on herself because she confused a person with a cat.

by Giant Mushrooms July 4, 2011