waffle drizzle

Pouring a females ejaculation on waffles and sharing the waffle with said female for a delicious 4 a.m. meal

Damn, this is the best waffle drizzle I've ever had!

by The smart guy January 17, 2015

waffle jump

Abrupt change in topic of conversation or thought through triggered words

It comes from the idea that men's brains work like waffles, everything has a category.

Where as a woman's brain works like noodles, everything is connected.
When I man tries to think like a woman, he has to jump waffles squares to keep up.

Vickey: what's a good resturant?
Sam: have you been to that new Chinese place on main?

Vickey: I FORGOT TO PAY MY SUBCRIPTION TO WOW
Sam: woah waffle jump much?
Vickey: sorry you said "main" which made me think of my main character on WOW which reminded me I forgot to renew my subscription

by paleandmale May 25, 2014

Waffle

W-ah-ffle, meaning hashtag, "#" to be used for the action of adding a hashtag to a term or event.

"Put a waffle on it"
"Waffle it"

by Delwin penner January 4, 2016

Waffle Gobbie

When you buy a Maccas mega choc waffle cone and your girlfriend eats it off your knob.

Mate I got the best waffle gobbie the other day!

by Waffle echo August 14, 2016

wafflen

adj. Meaning good or great, wafflen

"Man Connor Din is wafflen."

by Shize July 18, 2016

waffle house warriors

People who go to the restaurant late at night or early in the morning and get into arguments and fights with the staff and other guests. The fights usually involve numerous people and glasses, dishes and chairs are always thrown in the skirmishes. Waffle House, IHOP, fights, skirmish, scuffle, melee, broken dishes, drunk people, intoxicated, drugs, pancakes and punches, flapjacks and fistfights

These Waffle House warriors show up and screw up every meal I try to eat. I spend all of my time ducking dishes and glasses being thrown and listening to people curse each other out.

by joecoolthefool May 17, 2016

Waffle Kink

A joke started by quite a few Instagrammers.

-The desire to have sex with a waffle.

"Ay, did you hear that James has a waffle kink?"

by -yoyoyoyohane April 4, 2017