Watchung

1) A small town in the middle of no-where in Jersey. It is one of the very few towns which has no exit off of either the Parkway or turnpike. Most of the kids here are pretty dull/wiggers/chiggers/anime nerds. Known to outsiders as The Tchung nothing of any importance has ever happened here and nothing enternaing ever will.
2) A place where nothing ever happens or is so distant that most people think it is a figment of someones imagination.
3) Hell on earth.

"Tonight we dine in Watchung!" Leonoidas from 300

by Arken August 5, 2007

child watcher

a person who likes to watch children undress, bathe, and sleep. they usually start with masturbating to it then it stems out to all out rape on the child.

alyna hildago is a child watcher

by BathroomSOAP February 15, 2008

watching it

Watching it means reenacting the sex scenes of a movie while still watching the movie.

Remember Wedding Crashers? Yeah, we were watching it in Toño's truck the other night.

by Sweetcanidies August 25, 2008

Shorties Watchin' Shorties

(N.) The Worst Abomination of Bad Comics & Animation ever. Starring a filthy-ass fucking Infant and a fat fuck of a newborn. It sucks Diaper-Ass.

author gogeta loves "Shorties Watchin' Shorties" on Comedy Central.

by G-Union 2 November 10, 2004

wratchet

(Pronounced Rat-shit)
Faecal waste produced by disease carrying rodents.

I thought it was caviar but it turned out it was wratchet

by Tooly June 5, 2003

watch X-Files

1.) To have sex with both partners facing the same direction, better known as doggie-style.

2.) A euphemism for having sex in general.

Originates from a line from the Bloodhound Gang song, The Bad Touch: "and we'll do it doggie-style so we can both watch X-Files."

Some Girl: Hey, wanna watch X-Files?
Some Guy: But X-files has been off the air for...oh. Yes. Let's watch X-Files.

Some Dude: There's nothing on TV. Let's watch X-Files.
Some other Dude: Agreed.

by A penguin's lost hat March 25, 2010

People Watching

when people with no lives or losers who go out to watch people because they nothing better to do.
P.S. This is my sister

Fred: What did you do last night?
Loser:I went people watching.
Fred: What?
Loser: People watching, its when you go and watch random people.
Fred:you need to get a life.

by Jim Rule December 28, 2005