Whale

Its the largest animal living but its also an insult for fat people who are extremely heavy.

Ronnie: WOAH!!... look at the size of that lad there
Sam: I know, lets ask him for a piggy back

Ronnie: Dont bother sam hes too heavy for me and you

George: ooooooooooh (trump, burp, picks belly button, iches his butt).
Sam: yep hes defonatly a Whale

by ronnie1997 August 5, 2011

The Whale Rider

A New Zealand novel written by the author Witi Ihimaera, which is a Maori. It also became a film. Basically, its the story of a Maori girl named Kahu who is destend to be The Whale Rider. (see Whale Rider). But Koro Apirana, her grandad wont let her, and is always trying to put her down because she's a woman, and he believes men are superior. So eventually Rawiri, the token dope smoking maori, teaches her to use the Tiaha (maori stick weapon) and to become a leader. Eventually Kahu gets strong enough, a bunch of whales get stranded, Kahu starts riding one and it flaps around then off into the sea it swims. Koro goes out on a boat to find her, where Kahu uses the whale to smash up his boat and the whale feroshusly eats him. So then Kahu became the LEADER! - of a small town with like 40 people, yea big wow, then they go claim some land.

Tama: The Whale Rider was good
KKK: *Bang*

by west side represnt December 22, 2005

boston whaler

1. A guy from Massachusetts who has a tendency to hook up with fat chicks; see also chubby chaser

"Dude I wanna hook up with that chick but her friend is seriously blocking."
"Don't worry we'll put the Boston Whaler on it and he'll hook up with the beefy c-blocker."

by Josh Peezy July 19, 2006

whale screech

a raspberry between a girls breast, although not thought to be an actuall thing by majority of people, it is believed true by little boys, such as Dom M.

also known as a Whale Attack

"pffffft" that is the sound that a whale screech makes

by Escape! July 26, 2008

Whale Squad

A group of Autistic kid who make whale sounds.

John: What the fuck is that sound!
Geoge: Oh fuck its the whale squad!

by joewillis May 16, 2015

Menstruating whale snatch

A phrase to describe a large amount of blood, paint, tomato juice, originally coined in the 60s to describe the tomatoe orgy popular in The Village in NY, now used by reporters inveigled by the Thai red shirts.

All these Thai red shirt rioters with their paint, and OMG blood, it's like a menstruating whale snatch, yeah!

That expression captures the overwhelming red so well, I hope it makes it to Urban dicK

by Dr Merkin May 14, 2010

whalecock

Literally, the internet, which as we all know is serious business and a whalecock is pretty fucking serious.

lrn2whalecock newb
"I met a girl on the whalecock last night"
Kids would be protected by whalecockNanny.

by Big_Eddie April 20, 2007