Bro: who invited Mullet Wanker to the party
Dude: He just came in
Bro: we’ll now he’s wanking over I picture of my Nan
Dude:*proceeds to shoot Mullet Wanker*
Dude: He just came in
Bro: we’ll now he’s wanking over I picture of my Nan
Dude:*proceeds to shoot Mullet Wanker*
by Tranny Fanny August 1, 2022
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A boy with floppy blonde hair that shows his inner sadness and how he longs to hang it’s often seen over one eye. He cries himself to sleep in secret every night but during the day acts arrogant and above everyone except the ones below him who he sarcastic teases. He also tries his best to like girls but is drawing to boys
by Jonah_creighton February 16, 2022
Get the Wiggly white wanker mug.When your cock is so small that no powders or pills can help. This is the type of person who hates sex because they can't even penetrate. Also the type of person that masturbates to the 30-year-old school science textbook chapter about anatomy.
Average amount of cum produced in one sitting: 6 micro liters
Average size of cock at full size: 4 inches
Average amount of cum produced in one sitting: 6 micro liters
Average size of cock at full size: 4 inches
by Alex_thymum February 23, 2022
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